How Did THAT Happen?! 2?!

Birth, Birth and More Birth?!

 

By: Lord Archive

 

Rated R for adult situations dealing with sex. Nothing descriptive.

Those under 18 should not read this.

 

Warning! This part contains sexual situations that may upset some

readers. Do not read this if you have a narrow-minded view on how sexual

relations should occur. I hold nothing but characterization sacred. As

long as I can portray characters close to what they are in series, I

don't care what they do or what happens to them.

 

Digimon belongs to Toei Animation Co., Fox Kids, Saban Entertainment,

and so on and are used without consent. I'll return them as soon as they

release the next videotape for the series.

 

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Sleep. It was a luxury these days just to take a cat nap. Everything was

getting hectic with preparations. It didn't help that Hikari freaked

every time 'the wings moved.'

 

Tailmon sighed. She didn't want to know what it would be like after the

babies are born, but at the moment, she didn't care. All she wanted was

a short nap.

 

The egg Tailmon was curled around tipped over. She pushed it back. The

egg then fell on her face.

 

"Quit moving. It's too soon," Tailmon yawned.

 

The egg bounced off the bed and cracked.

 

Tailmon stared. "PATAMON! TAKERU! THE EGG'S HATCHING!"

 

Patamon screeched to a halt seeing the egg next to the bed, however,

Takeru didn't stop and tripped over his digimon partner.

 

Takeru stared in awe as a tiny clawed hand poked through the breaking

shell. It then transformed into a baby's hand and back into clawed one.

 

Takeru couldn't believe it. He had only known two digimon who could

transform like that were Archnemon and Mummymon. Both of them were part

human, made from Oikawa's DNA. The Bakemon and other digimon who took on

other forms were disguises or illusions. The baby would have no idea of

how to form a human hand unless he was part human. "He is my son...."

 

Patamon sighed and nodded.

 

"I'm going to be a father...." Takeru watched in rapture. He wanted to

help remove the shell, but had been told to let the baby break free

completely on his own.

 

Patamon shot into the air. "Wait! If the egg is hatching, then Hikari

must be in labor."

 

Takeru looked over at Patamon and then at the egg. His wife might be in

labor, but his child was being born in right in front of him.

 

"Right. I'll call her." Patamon flew to the phone. He activated the

speaker phone and dialed Hikari's cell phone. He turned around in horror

as he heard a ringing come from the coffee table. Hikari had forgotten

her phone!

 

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"Is something wrong?" Sora asked.

 

Hikari snapped out of her daze. "No. Nothing's wrong."

 

"Now what would look better on me?" Miyako held up two maternity

dresses.

 

"The plain one," Hikari replied.

 

Miyako looked at the blue dress with a simple flower pattern and then at

the lavender one with a rose pattern used to make stripes. "I think it's

too simple."

 

"Do you want to advertise your pregnancy sooner?" Sora asked. "Those

stripes will make you look bigger."

 

"Really?" Miyako questioned.

 

"Really," Hikari intoned. "I should know." She patted her nine-month

swollen belly. She then grimaced. "I wish he'd stop doing that."

 

"You don't have to deal with that much longer," Sora reminded.

 

"I know, but even wet those feathers tickle like you wouldn't believe."

Hikari bit her lip.

 

"Ugh. Thanks for the warning." Miyako looked down. "This guy is covered

with them."

 

"Uh, hi." Jun waved nervously as she approached them. "Can I ask you

girls something?"

 

Sora turned around sharply. "There's something I want to check. Be back

soon."

 

Hikari shook her head. "What is it?"

 

Jun stared as Sora stomped off. "How long is she going to be mad at me?"

 

"Let's see, you lied to Yamato, whom she was dating, and got him to

believe that he was the father of your baby which caused her to break up

with him." Miyako folded her arms. "I don't know if she'll ever forgive

you."

 

"But she's dating Taichi now, right?" Jun questioned.

 

Hikari massaged her forehead. "I guess you could say that." More like

hopped into Taichi's bed on rebound, not that her brother minded. "That

isn't what you wanted to know, is it?"

 

"No." Jun shook her head. "How do you handle... cravings?"

 

"Just send someone out to get them," Miyako replied.

 

"No. I mean weird stuff. Food you can't get here," Jun tried to explain.

"Food I can't begin to name."

 

"You mean food from the Digital World?" Hikari questioned.

 

Jun nodded.

 

"I suggest you send Daisuke and V-mon to get some for you if you can't

get into the Digital World yourself," Hikari answered.

 

Jun sagged. "Daisuke's been a lot of trouble since this all started. I

don't think he'll help. Besides, how do I tell them what type of food I

want?"

 

"Have V-mon make him help you. You probably need that food for your

baby," Miyako replied. "And food is almost exactly what it is here. If

you want fruit, but real world fruit twists your stomach-- then you want

Digital World fruit."

 

"Thanks." Jun scratched the back of her head. "You wouldn't happen to

have any?"

 

Miyako sighed and pulled out two apples, but was uncertain which was

from the Digital World.

 

Jun immediately grabbed one and nearly swallowed it whole. "Gah. That's

no apple."

 

"How could you tell?" Miyako asked. "You really need to pound into your

brother's skull to get you some food from the Digital World."

 

"Yes. V-chan should be able to help with that." Jun nodded.

 

Miyako sweat-dropped. "Right."

 

Jun glanced over at Sora, who stood several meters away and just turned

around abruptly. "Will Sora ever forgive me?"

 

"If actually being pregnant by your brother's digimon doesn't do it, I

don't know what would," Miyako answered. "That's a better revenge than

what I would've come up with."

 

"Right. Thanks again... I think." Jun turned around and left.

 

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"TAKERU!" Patamon screamed out.

 

Takeru pried his eyes off the egg. "What?"

 

"Hikari went shopping with Sora and Miyako and forgot her cell phone. I

don't know how to get in touch with her!" Patamon fluttered nervously in

the air. "None of them are answering their emails, either."

 

"Have you tried the hospital?" Takeru asked.

 

"I tried everyone in Odaiba, and some near Genza," Patamon replied.

 

"Well, if she is in labor, we'll just have to wait for Sora and Miyako

to call us," Takeru stated.

 

Patamon's eyes widened. "This is your wife we're talking about!"

 

"Yes, but my child is being born here. I have to watch this," Takeru

retorted.

 

"Don't you care this is MY baby being born here?" Tailmon hissed.

 

Patamon nodded and edged away from the female digimon. "Well, yes, but

Hikari-"

 

"Is with two people who know how to help her and get in touch with us,"

Tailmon stated. "Have they tried to contact anyone else?"

 

"No, but...." Patamon trailed off.

 

"Who said Hikari was going to give birth at the same time?" Takeru

commented, his eyes once again glued to the egg which had a pudgy little

clawed foot sticking out of it. "We only suspected that our children

would be born at the same time when we thought Tailmon's egg was to be

parterned with Hikari's baby. But that's not the case now, is it? Our

children will be half-digimon and won't need partners."

 

Patamon bite his lip, wanting to say more about Hikari. He gave up for

now and informed them, "Jyou and his dad are on their way over. Your

family is also coming, but Hikari's family is waiting on word from her."

 

"Good," Takeru replied absent-mindedly.

 

"I still say more than Hawkmon should be out searching for them,"

Patamon grumbled. "What if Hikari is in trouble and can't get help?"

 

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"Gods, I'm going to DIE," Hikari whined.

 

"You're not the only one," Miyako snipped back.

 

Sora shook her head. "It's just the bathroom."

 

"Try saying that with a baby sitting on your bladder," Hikari snarled.

 

Sora took a step back. While Hikari was long past mood swings, her

temper was short fused when it came to certain things. Going the

bathroom was apparently one of them.

 

"If I don't go now, I'll go now!" Miyako clenched her ass tightly.

 

"Patience is a virtue," an overweight woman said exiting one of the

stalls.

 

"We don't like waiting," Miyako quipped and then screamed as Hikari beat

her to the stall.

 

The overweight woman blinked. "No shit you don't like waiting. How old

are you?!"

 

Miyako folded her arms. "None of you business."

 

A screamed echoed from Hikari's stall.

 

"What's wrong?" Sora questioned.

 

"Where's the toilet paper?!" Hikari yelled.

 

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The room was practically a circus. A digital camera was recording

everything. People were running around like chickens with their head cut

off and the spectators watched with rapt attention.

 

Takeru and Tailmon could care less. The large egg now looked like a

miniature Digitamamon, with legs and arms sticking out.

 

"Come on! You can do it!" Koushiro coaxed as he tried to put the digital

camera in the right place to record this.

 

"It'd be best if most of us were NOT in this room." Jyou suggested

strongly.

 

"Fine," Yamato replied and pulled his father out with him.

 

Koushiro looked at the camera. "Takeru, you'll record this, right?"

 

"Huh?" Takeru blinked at him. "Oh, yeah. Sure." He took the camera and

pointed it at the egg.

 

"Any word from Hikari?" Patamon asked.

 

"Sorry. But I'm positive she's not in any hospital in Tokyo. There's no

pregnant thirteen year olds admitted to any of them." Koushiro exited.

 

Patamon sagged. "That's good. I guess."

 

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"There you are!" Hawkmon swooped into the clothing store causing some

women to shriek.

 

Being a maturity store, one very pregnant woman screamed out in pain as

a contraction started.

 

"Hikari! Are you all right? In labor?!" Hawkmon questioned.

 

"Huh? No. Why would you ask?" Hikari returned.

 

"Tailmon's egg started hatching over an hour ago! They've been trying to

get in touch with you," Hawkmon rushed out.

 

"What?! Why didn't they call me?" Hikari reached into her purse.

 

"You left your cell phone at home," Hawkmon commented.

 

Hikari looked at him sheepishly. "Oops."

 

"Well, what are we waiting for?!" Miyako asked. "We've got to get home

now! Hawkmon!"

 

"Right." Hawkmon nodded. He flew out to the street. "Hawkmon evolve!" A

pillar of light enshrouded him and subsided revealing an enormous horned

eagle in his place. "Aquillamon!"

 

Sora glanced nervously at the woman who had just gone into labor.

"Sorry."

 

The girls quickly, but carefully, climbed onto Aquillamon's back. He

flapped his wings and hesitantly took to the air, making sure not to

disturb his passengers too much.

 

Another cry broke from the maturity clothing store.

 

"Damn it." A clerk pulled his hair. "Where's that ambulance?!"

 

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Tailmon's bright blue eyes shown clearly from the baby as the egg fell

apart completely, save for one large piece resting on his head. Short

blond fuzzy fur with white stripes covered his body completely, except

on his head was a matted bush of predominately blond hair. He sported

cat-like ears, and a short tail.

 

The baby looked at Takeru and stretched out his paws, but then he

shifted. His body was that of a human baby that was a few months old

with the same blond hair and a white tuff for bangs.

 

Takeru picked up his son as the priceless treasure he was. He carefully

removed the remaining pieces of the egg shell. "He's beautiful."

 

Tears welled up in Tailmon's eyes. "He certainly is."

 

The baby looked over and reached out for Tailmon and transformed back

into a cat. Tailmon preened her son, and wished she was bigger-- just so

she could hold him.

 

Jyou stood their dumfounded. "Well, this is certainly going to make

faking a birth certificate harder."

 

"We'll keep to the plan of registering Hikari as having twins," Dr. Kido

stated. "Now let me have a look at that baby to make sure he's healthy."

 

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The door shook open. "Am I too late?"

 

"As usual, Natsuko," Ishida commented dryly.

 

Takeru turned around and Natsuko saw her grandson.

 

"He... he's human...." Natsuko breathed a sigh of relief.

 

"Some of the time," Takeru replied.

 

"Did you name him yet?" Natsuko asked.

 

Takeru looked at Tailmon. "Not really."

 

"Might I suggest Nekomon?" Koushiro showed them his laptop which

displayed the baby's digital information.

 

"At least he doesn't have 'poop throw' as an attack," Takeru commented.

 

"Oddly enough, Mimi is in this and she does have that attack listed,"

Koushiro replied.

 

Takeru raised an eyebrow. "Are you saying Mimi is part digimon?"

 

Koushiro scratched the back of his head. "Actually, I think it's a joke

from Gennai."

 

Dr. Kido rubbed his chin. "I don't think Nekomon would look good on a

birth certificate."

 

"How about listing Neko as his name?" Tailmon suggested.

 

Takeru chuckled. "It'd be an odd name."

 

Jyou nodded. "It might not be common, but at least there are other

people that'd share it."

 

"Do you like being called Neko?" Takeru cooed.

 

The baby transformed into his cat form and meowed happily.

 

Natsuko crashed to the floor.

 

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Natsuko woke up to what sounded like chanting.

 

"I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry."

 

Takeru shook his head. "It's all right. There's no reason to be upset."

 

"But I missed the birth... of your son." Hikari sagged. "I should've

been here." Should've given birth too, but now wasn't the time to

mention that.

 

"Hikari, really, there's no problem," Tailmon assured her. "It's not

like we really noticed you weren't here."

 

Hikari looked hurt. "Why'd you say that?"

 

Tailmon sighed. "I don't like it that anyone was here besides Takeru and

myself. He's our child, and that moment should've been ours alone."

 

"Well, I don't mind sharing the event, but it's not a big deal that you

weren't there. When you give birth, I'll be there to help you. With

Neko, the only one who needed encouragement was Neko. Tailmon already

laid her egg and everyone was there to help her when that happened,"

Takeru explained.

 

"Don't remind me," Tailmon huffed.

 

"I guess I understand." Hikari looked down.

 

Natsuko put her hand on Hikari's shoulder. "You weren't the only one to

miss the birth." She looked at her son. "But why did you name him Neko?"

 

"Short for Nekomon," Tailmon replied simply. "He is a cat digimon after

all."

 

"I wasn't dreaming?" Natsuko squeaked.

 

"Nope." Takeru shook his head.

 

"Sure he's not Patamon's baby?" Natsuko hoped.

 

"Positive. A digimon can't transform like he can unless they're

half-human," Takeru explained.

 

Natsuko staggered over to the kitchen.

 

"If you're looking for sake or beer, Dad and Yamato already drank all of

it," Takeru commented.

 

"Figures." Natsuko slumped.

 

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Tailmon thought sleep was a luxury before. Her baby was keeping her

awake at all hours. This hardly helped with Hikari who had now passed

her due date and was dying to give birth. Tailmon could wait on it. If

Neko was like a two month old, she hated the concept of seeing how a

newborn would wreck her precious sleep as well.

 

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"Heard you went back to my field of pediatrics and mid-wifing," Doctor

Gosunkugi commented.

 

"Yes," Dr. Kido replied simply while lining up his shot.

 

"Special cases?"

 

Dr. Kido nodded.

 

Dr. Gosunkugi sighed. "Always hated those. Can't keep my mouth shut."

 

"I know," Dr. Kido intoned.

 

Dr. Gosunkugi sighed. "Better hurry. Looks like a storm is brewing."

 

Dr. Kido swung back. "FOUR!" He struck the ball with all his might.

 

Dr. Gosunkugi shook his head. "Why do you always scream that? You've

never had a hole...in...one...."

 

Dr. Kido jumped into the air. "I did it! I did it! I can die a happy

man!" He twirled his golf club in the air.

 

*>KRAKABOOM!<*

 

Dr. Kido fell forward, his clothes burnt from the lightning strike.

 

Dr. Gosunkugi's eyes dilated. "IS THERE A DOCTOR ON THE FIELD!" He

blinked. "Wait. I'm a doctor."

 

Three golf clubs were raised in the air and then dropped immediately

considering what had just happened.

 

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"YOU'RE FATHER IS WHAT?!"

 

Jyou held the phone receiver a way from his head, her shout ringing in

his ears louder than the raging thunderstorm outside. He then sighed and

carefully talked into it. "Calm down, Hikari. Dad will be all right. He

received instant medical attention and will be perfectly fine tomorrow.

They're just keeping him for observation."

 

Jyou blinked as another scream lanced through the phone. He cleaned his

ear. "Are you all right?"

 

"Oh, gods. I think I'm in labor," Hikari replied weakly.

 

Jyou paled. "Can't you wait on this?"

 

"Maybe... I don't really feel any pain now," Hikari answered.

 

Jyou kept an eye on his watch. "Any craps or unusual sensations?"

 

"The baby is flapping his wings," Hikari said. "I wish he'd stop that."

 

"Just keep calm and the baby should calm down too," Jyou assured her.

 

"I hope-" Hikari screamed again.

 

This didn't bode well. Jyou tried to ask in a controled voice, "Hikari,

was that a contraction?"

 

"MY WATER BROKE!"

 

"STAY CALM! I'll send an ambulance for you right now!" Jyou hung up and

dialed the emergency number.

 

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Got to stay calm. Must stay calm.

 

The air burned in his chest as the woman carrying his child was held

tightly to his chest. He had to get her somewhere she could be helped.

 

His heart thundered like the lightning that was striking from the sky.

His movements pounded like the driving rain.

 

The pregnant woman felt so little and weak in his arms, though he knew

her to be stronger in many ways than he was. Yet, right now he feared

for her health. He knew something was wrong as she had lost

consciousness.

 

He would help her no matter what, even if it cost him his own life

several times over.

 

He finally spotted where he had been directed to go. With a burst of

speed he rushed into the room with a bright sign lit near it reading

'Odaiba General Hospital Emergency Room.'

 

It was rare for the trauma team to be caught in stunned surprise.

However, the sight of a two plus meter tall humanoid lion with a look of

desperation on his face holding a pregnant Japanese girl with brown hair

in his massive arms was something they certainly weren't prepared to

see.

 

"Please help her! Something is wrong with my mate!" Leomon cried out.

 

One of the nurses responded immediately to the cry for help. She wheeled

at stretcher over to him and asked, "Has she gone into labor?"

 

Leomon nodded nervously. "Yes. We were on our way over, but then she

screamed in pain and collapsed."

 

The nurse nodded. "We'll try to save her and the baby. Please wait

here." She pushed the woman away and was joined by a scared looking

Doctor Gosunkugi.

 

Another nurse cautiously approached, holding a clipboard and pen.

"What's her name?"

 

"Tachikawa Mimi," Leomon replied watching his mate disappear through

some doors.

 

"Does she have insurance?" the nurse questioned.

 

"I believe Mimi mentioned that." Leomon opened his belt pouch and pulled

out a woman's purse. "I believe some of what you need is in here."

 

The nurse took the purse and opened it carefully. Inside he found a

passport, New York State identification card, a couple credit cards, and

two kinds of insurance-- one for the United States and one for Japan.

The nurse wondered if the girl was an ambassador's daughter with this

kind of identification.

 

The nurse briefly looked up when a boy rushed in with his black hair

matted done to his face from the heavy rain.

 

"Has Yagami Hikari arrived yet?" Jyou called out.

 

A female nurse approached him, leafing through some papers. "Ah, the

ambulance with her hasn't arrived yet."

 

Jyou nodded. "Okay. I need to talk to Doctor Gosunkugi."

 

"Sorry, but he just went into surgery." She glanced over nervously.

 

Jyou followed her glance and blinked. "Leomon? What are you doing here?"

 

Leomon's hands fidgeted. "Ah, hi, Jyou. I just brought Mimi here."

 

"Mimi?" Jyou questioned. "Why is she in Japan? Last I heard she was

still in New York."

 

Leomon shook his head. "She's been in the Digital World for the past

several months."

 

"Why?" Jyou questioned and then paled as something clicked. Doctor

Gosunkugi was specialized as a mid-wife. If he was in surgery then that

meant.... "You're having a kid with Mimi?" Kido asked in absolute

disbelief.

 

Leomon nodded.

 

Jyou walked over to chair and fell into it. When Mimi left for America,

he knew she would likely fall for a pretty face like Michael. That his

chances with her were almost non-existent. To find out that a digimon

had won her heart was unbelievable, despite the large number that had

flirted with her.

 

Jyou looked up at the nurse that was helping him. "Yagami will need

special birthing help."

 

The nurse looked down at her papers and nodded. A thirteen-year-old

giving birth would have to be a special case.

 

An ambulance pulled up and out rushed said pregnant thirteen-year-old,

along with a young teenage boy and a flying gerbil.

 

The nurse stared wondering if this was a 'special case' like the last

girl.

 

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Taichi sweat-dropped. "Let me get this straight. Hikari is waiting on

getting a C-section because Dr. Kido got struck by lightning and Dr.

Gosunkugi is performing an emergency C-section on Mimi who is having

Leomon's child?"

 

Jyou nodded. "I'm afraid so."

 

"I can wake up from this dream at any time now," Taichi called out to

the ceiling.

 

"I don't think I've had dreams that messed," Miyako commented. "Though

reality has been stranger than fiction for me." She bit her tongue.

 

Sora shook her head. "How could Mimi be nine months pregnant? I've been

keeping touch with her over email."

 

Leomon twiddled his thumbs nervously as he sat in the corner of the

waiting room. "It's because she didn't want you to know about what

happened."

 

"What did happen?" Sora questioned.

 

Leomon sighed. "Best to start at the beginning."

 

Most of the Chosen, some of their digimon, and their families were

sitting in the waiting room turned to the lion digimon to hear his

story.

 

Leomon closed his eyes, hoping talking about this would distract him

from what was happening to Mimi. "After being reborn, the first time I

saw Mimi was shortly after Belial Vamdemon's demise.

 

"She loved visiting the Digital World and helping others. On one of her

trips she went to Primary Village with Palmon and I happened to see her

on the way there. We talked for sometime while helping Elecmon with all

the baby digimon.

 

"I looked forward to the times she would visit Primary Village, which

after a month she started going almost everyday. Then she asked me to go

on a walk with her, and Palmon wasn't there.

 

"During that walk I don't know what came over me, but I kissed her. I

was amazed when she returned it with a fiery passion."

 

Leomon sighed. "After a few more outings like that, we started mating.

And that was when Mimi introduced me to her friends in New York and her

parents. She spent a few weeks giving increasing hints about our

relationship. Most of her friends were outright disgusted when they

figured it out. They stopped being her friend and began being mean to

her."

 

Sora grimaced remembering emails from that time. Mimi had tried to tell

her, but she hadn't figured it out from the hints.

 

Leomon looked away. "Her parents didn't figure it out though, and Mimi

wouldn't tell them directly being afraid that her parents would react

the way her friends had.

 

"Then came the day she had no choice but to tell them. The day she

learned she was pregnant." Leomon closed his eyes. "They wouldn't

believe her. They demanded to know who the 'real' father was so she

could marry him. They threatened that they would choose someone if she

didn't tell them. It ended with Mimi running to File Island, and hasn't

been back to Earth until today."

 

Sora stared at the ceiling, wondering what her friend had gone through.

"I should've told her."

 

"Told her what?" Leomon asked.

 

Sora looked at Lemon sadly and replied, "There have been others who have

mated with digimon."

 

"You?" Leomon raised an eyebrow.

 

"Nope. Me," Miyako chirped, while ruffling the feathers on Hawkmon's

head.

 

Hawkmon blushed.

 

"She's not the only one," Daisuke huffed.

 

"Sorry," V-mon griped. "You should get over it."

 

"Get over it?!" Daisuke snarled. "You knocked up my sister. The girl I

love is about to give birth to her husband's digimon's baby. And the

only other girl I've ever really been interested in got screwed by a

bird."

 

"Daisuke?" Miyako squeaked in surprise.

 

"Forget I said anything." Daisuke stormed out of the room.

 

Leomon blinked. "There are three other half-breeds?"

 

"Four," Jyou replied. "During the foursome that caused Hikari to become

pregnant with Patamon's child, Tailmon conceived Takeru's child."

 

Leomon stared, trying to absorb all of this, and then laughed loudly.

"Here I thought Mimi and I weren't ever going to find anyone who'd

understand and accept us."

 

Miyako coughed. "Well, don't expect everyone to accept you two. Hawkmon

and I had a lot of problems getting this far. And we know we'll always

have problems from narrow-minded people."

 

A male nurse entered the room. "Dr. Gosunkugi has completed the

C-section, Mr. Leomon. You have a healthy looking daughter. Dr. Morisato

is now operating on Tachikawa Mimi as there has been some damage to the

uterine wall. Dr. Gosunkugi has begun the C-section on Yagami Hikari."

 

"Will Mimi ever be able to have another baby?" Sora asked nervously.

 

"I can't answer that," the nurse replied.

 

Leomon hoped that she would be able to. There was something he needed to

do now though. Standing up, he asked, "Can I see my daughter?"

 

The nurse jumped and latched onto the ceiling. He thought the creature

had been a weird stuffed animal. "Um, ugh, sure. Right this way." He

cautiously lowered himself to the floor.

 

"Can I come too?" Koushiro asked.

 

"The baby is in the nursery. Everyone can see her," the nurse replied.

 

Everyone but the Yagami family left to follow the nurse to the nursery.

 

Leomon pressed his face to the glass trying to find his daughter. "Which

one is mine? They all look human."

 

The nurse was quite thankful that babies were near-sighted. The sight of

this creature would scare them shitless.

 

Koushiro had his laptop out and waited for it to get a digital reading.

He smiled getting a fix. "There, the second row, in the middle."

 

Leomon pouted. "I don't see much of a resemblance to me."

 

"Trust me, that's your daughter, Kimbamon." Koushiro grinned. "At least

that's what the Digital Analyzer calls her."

 

"Kimbamon?" Leomon questioned. "What a lovely name."

 

"Wasn't Kimba a male lion?" Miyako noted.

 

"Details." Koushiro waved her off.

 

A woman entered the nursery carrying a baby boy wrapped in blue

blankets. Seeing the large humanoid lion looking at the babies with what

she considered a hungry expression, she screamed bloody murder and

fainted.

 

Those seeing her fall seized up expecting the baby to crash to the floor

with her. However, six wings appeared on the baby's back and somehow

went through the blanket wrapped around him without any visible damage.

The wings kept the newborn hovering in air as he began to wail.

 

The babies in the nursery all began to cry from hearing the commotion.

 

Leomon's daughter shifted form and her face took on lion like aspects

with white fur.

 

Leomon smiled. "Now she looks like me."

 

"Guess Hikari gave birth already," Koushiro noted. "Tenchimon?" He

shrugged. "Works for me."

 

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"Hello?" came a dull voice over the phone.

 

"Hi, this is Takenouchi Sora," she said into the phone.

 

"Sora!? Have you heard from my daughter?" Mrs. Tachikawa pleaded almost

hysterically.

 

Sora winced and pulled the phone away from her ear. She shook her head

before answering, "Yes." She paused trying to think of what to say.

 

"Is she okay? Where is she? How is my baby?" Mrs. Tachikawa demanded.

 

"Mimi is fine now," Sora replied. "She had an emergency C-section and

there was some damage to her uterine wall. She's recovering at Odaiba

General Hospital."

 

"She had her baby?" Mrs. Tachikawa questioned in disbelief.

 

"Yes," Sora answered. "A beautiful baby girl."

 

"A girl?" Mrs. Tachikawa said to herself. "What does she look like?"

 

"Well... her human form looks like Mimi with a button nose, her digimon

form looks like a white furred lion," Sora explained nervously.

 

"You're joking, right? Her baby has white skin, maybe black or reddish?"

Mrs. Tachikawa pressed.

 

"No," Sora answered.

 

"You said she was white. That means Michael is the father," Mrs.

Tachikawa said.

 

"No. The father of her child is Leomon, a digimon," Sora replied,

annoyed.

 

"Digimon can't get humans pregnant! Now tell me the truth!" Mrs.

Tachikawa demanded.

 

"I AM telling you the truth!" Sora snapped. "Mimi and Leomon had a baby

girl. The reason that Mimi has damage to her uterus is because her baby

clawed it when she went into labor. You are just have to accept that

your granddaughter is half-digimon or you will lose Mimi for good. And

digimon most certainly can have children with people. Tailmon and Takeru

recently had a son, as well as Hikari and Patamon. I know of two other

pregnant girls who are pregnant with a digimon's child. If you want to

see your granddaughter, come to my home in Odaiba. You'll see the truth

then!" Sora slammed the phone.

 

Yamato sweat-dropped as he had watched her. "Just how much time do you

spend around Taichi?"

 

"That's none of your business," Sora snipped and stormed off to get some

fresh air.

 

Yamato flinched. "Sorry."

 

Taichi smiled weakly. "Wrong time of the month."

 

Yamato pointed at where Sora had gone and said, "Maybe, but she was

never that bad with me."

 

Taichi shrugged.

 

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Hikari's eyes fluttered open and looked around in a daze. Next to her

sleeping in a chair were Patamon and Takeru. She looked down and noticed

her bloated stomach wasn't as big as she remembered. "I had my baby?"

she voiced weakly.

 

"Hikari?" came an equally weak voice.

 

Hikari looked over and saw Mimi lying on a bed, and asked, "What are you

doing here?"

 

"Same as you, I suppose," Mimi replied. "You had a baby?"

 

"Yeah." Hikari closed her eyes. "A boy. You?"

 

"I don't know. I didn't have any tests done," Mimi replied.

 

"Why not?" Hikari asked. "Your baby could've had some problems."

 

"I couldn't." Mimi looked away. "There's a problem with the father."

 

"Can't be worse than the father of my baby," Hikari replied.

 

"It's not Takeru?" Mimi questioned. "Does he know?"

 

Hikari nodded. "Yeah, he knows. It'd be hard not to."

 

"Why's that?" Mimi asked.

 

Patamon woke up and noticed that Hikari was awake. He immediately flew

up to her. "Are you okay? How are you feeling?"

 

"I'm just tired," Hikari answered him. "The baby?"

 

"We have a healthy son," Patamon told her.

 

Mimi shot up but cried out in pain and fell heavily, clutching her

stomach in pain.

 

"Mimi, are you okay?!" Hikari called out.

 

Takeru woke up and noticed Mimi and questioned, "Do you need a nurse?"

 

"I'm fine." Mimi grimaced. "Why did Patamon say 'WE have a healthy

son?'"

 

"Because he's the father," Takeru answered a bit sadly, but then smiled

wryly. "Then again, I have a son with Tailmon."

 

"You're kidding me, right? You know about Leomon and are making fun of

me." Mimi turned away.

 

"Leomon? You had a baby with Leomon?" Hikari asked in disbelief.

 

"Why ask me about something you already know?" Mimi retorted.

 

"How would I know? I was busy giving birth, and you never told me about

it," Hikari pointed out. "I didn't even know you were in Japan, let

alone pregnant."

 

"Besides, do you really think we'd joke about this?" Takeru questioned.

"This isn't something to take lightly."

 

"You're serious?" Mimi asked with a hint of hope. "That you both had

children with digimon?"

 

Hikari and Takeru nodded. "Yes."

 

The door suddenly opened and two hospital cribs were hurriedly pushed

into the room by two female nurses who then bolted out of the room.

 

"Are those?" Hikari questioned.

 

Leomon entered the room with Dr. Gosunkugi and Mrs. Yagami. The lion

digimon approached Mimi carefully. "How are you feeling, dear?"

 

"I'm okay, hon. Please don't worry about me," Mimi replied.

 

Dr. Gosunkugi shook his head. "When doctor Kido said he had 'special

cases' I didn't think he meant it like this." He picked up the baby girl

wrapped in pink and carried over to Mimi. "There's someone who wants to

meet you."

 

Mimi reached out and grabbed her daughter tightly. "She looks so human."

 

"Have Leomon touch her," Takeru suggested.

 

Leomon lightly touched his daughter's cheek and she white fur covered

her and her features became more lion-like.

 

Mimi's eyes widened. "That's amazing."

 

"Neko does it all the time," Takeru commented. "It makes it easy to know

who he wants to be with."

 

Dr. Gosunkugi picked up Hikari's son and handed him to her. The doctor

told her, "Don't worry about this guys little wings. They can form

through the blanket without hurting himself or the cloth."

 

"Really?" Patamon asked. "That's great. We won't have to worry about

getting special clothes for him then."

 

"What's his name?" Hikari asked.

 

Mrs. Yagami looked away. "Tenchimon according to Koushiro."

 

Hikari poked her son in the nose. "Takaishi Tenchi? That's a great name

for you, isn't it?" she cooed.

 

"Koushiro can get a reading on them?" Mimi asked.

 

"Yep." Takeru nodded. "My son is Nekomon."

 

Dr. Gosunkugi coughed. "Well, Takaishi Neko according to the birth

certificates, not to mention an amazing birth weight on twin babies born

to a thirteen year old."

 

"What are you going to do about us?" Mimi asked meekly.

 

"The father will be listed as unknown," Dr. Gosunkugi replied.

 

Mimi nodded. "What does Koushiro say her name is?"

 

"Kimbamon," Leomon answered.

 

"Kimba?" Mimi's face quirked. "I think I'll stick with just Kim as her

human name."

 

"Tachikawa Kim it is," the doctor replied.

 

Mimi frowned, but said nothing.

 

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Author's Notes:

 

So much for a one shot. I don't know when I'll continue this. It's

mostly for when I'm in a dark mood but still want to do comedy.

 

Naming of the baby's:

 

Neko is Japanese for cat.

Kimba the White Lion is a famous creation of Miyazaki which Disney

creatively 'borrowed' to make the Lion King.

Tenchi is written with the characters for 'Heaven' and 'Earth,' which

means 'light warrior.' Often used as a Japanese word for angels. (Tenshi

is also used for angels, but has a slightly different meaning.)

 

Coming eventually... maybe:

How Did THAT Happen?! 3

The Tachikawa family reunion. Jun and Miyako give birth. All the new

families learn to deal with raising babies, especially those with unique

problems.