Mia makes a mistake - Digimon shortie by MISTER BIG T

This story has our beloved assassin make one small, yet, big mistake. This is more of a dark humor than anything (Aren't they so always though?), so please bear with me.

Mia got dressed into her skirt and the school uniform. She gave a yawn and looked at herself from a mirror. Her make up was ruined and her hair was dirty, and it seemed like someone had blown it up, with a grenade.

"Sheesh, do I feel like shit or what??" she exclaimed in her mind.

She walked to the kitchen and fixed herself some coffee and began to drink it.

"No word from anyone. Maybe, no one knows what I did to Veemon yet?" she thought to herself.

But unknown to Mia, someone was aware of what Mia had done... And that someone was determined to make something about it.

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Mia tapped her finger against her desk nervously, as she was scanning through her mail. Spam mail, spam mail, spam mail, buy penis enlargement, spam mail….

No one needed assassin or anything. Well, one guy wanted some services. But not exactly the kind Mia was sharing…

She gave a heavy groan, as she sank more into her chair. It was becoming painfully obvious to her that nowadays almost anyone could buy a gun and pull the trigger. Her special skills were becoming less and less needed. Soon, before she'd know, she'd only be teaching people how to handle a knife and what spots are most sensitive in humans.

Suddenly, she could swear, that she had heard a small rustle on the top of her roof. Just as Mia was pondering what it was, a part of the roof was torn off by some mysterious force and Yolei jumped in from the hole.

"Hello...Murderer.... You bastard, finally I see the face of the one, who murdered a friend of mine and permanently injured other one..." she spat.

"Oh, hi there. You must be here to seek revenge on my actions upon the guy with goggles and that Blue dragon thing. Ah, can't blame you. I'd too get angry, if someone would do that to my friends. The only thing is, I don't have friends," Mia spoke up.

"You monster! You are not even a human!" Yolei screamed.

"That's a compliment more than anything," Mia giggled.

Mia reached into her skirt, preparing to pull off her butcher knife and to murder Yolei. She reached in and pulled out...

A HUGE VIBRATOR?!?!!

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Yolei began to laugh, as Mia gazed at the vibrator. She was, for the first time in her life, blushing.

"What are you going to do? Orgasm me to the death?" Yolei joked.

"Jesus, I must have grabbed a wrong skirt....." Mia thought, while thinking back on the earlier in the morning.

"Enough! Aquillamon, come forward and take care of this inhuman bastard!" Yolei yelled.

Just then, the person who had torn off the piece from the roof, showed his face.

"I am here Yolei. And there's nothing, that could stop me!!" he laughed.

And then, he noticed the "weapon" Mia was holding in her hands. It was way too big and way too.... Penislike for Aquillamon's tastes.

"Expect that. There's no... No way in hell, that I'd get even an inch closer to that.... Thing," Aquillamon groaned and flew off.

"Get back here! You can't leave me alone with this creep!!" Yolei screamed.

"Yolei I like you and all, but I like my ass virginity even more. Take care!" he replied, while flying even more away.

Yolei gazed at Mia and took off her glasses and cleaned them a little.

"Well, you may have scared my Digimon away with that thing, but you still have to take me down. I may not be a warrior, but I know that you can't do any real damage with a vibrator," she giggled, before putting the glasses back on.

"Must make due what I've got, I guess," Mia thought to herself.

Mia gathered all her power and pulled the vibrator back, and then threw it straight at Yolei, who didn't have time to dodge.

There came a glass shattering sound, as the vibrator went through the glasses and throughout the eye of Yolei. Even more disturbingly, it got turned on and vibrated its way throughout Yolei's back of the head. She died, during the progress.

"Truly, sausagemator is for each and every hole. Even, the more unusual ones," Mia thought to herself, trying best not to laugh.

As Yolei fell to ground dead, Mia walked towards the corpse, only to remember the male Digimon, who had escaped.

"More people to hate me, I guess," she thought, while she grabbed the dildo.

Mia did not clean it, until after the next time she used it.

Mia is still an assassin...