This lemon by Red Rover contains adult concepts from the television show Digimon. Do not proceed if you are under eighteen or the material is illegal in you jurisdiction.

 

A comedy spin-off inspired by Digistar DBZ.  Thanks to SonimodB, Christine, Togashi, Metal Mikemon, Tank Cop, Hellravenmon, and Boss Reo for letting me write it. This one takes places after we all watch Gabumatic's 'Calumon see Calumon do'

 

The Critics Series #11

 

Madman's True Feelings Commentary

Written by Red Rover/ Madman (Well, I guess he deserves a little credit, right?)

 

 

MADMAN- I would like to thank you all to this lemon theater to view my lemon.

SONIMODB- Excuse me? You have us chained to the seats!

MADMAN- Hey, a perk of being the proof reader.

RED ROVER- Yeah, I don't get a say anymore. Right now, I am fifty miles away skinny dipping with the female cast of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

POLARIS- Can you at least write me there Madman?

MADMAN- (Turns to screen) And miss the lemon? Perish the thought. Pussy.

HELLRAVENMON- (Reads Screen.)  Madman’s True Feelings. An author with remarkable skill, with no equal in the written word.

CHRISTINE- His ego is worse than yours Red. (Lemons starts playing.)

 

I in no way own, pretend to own, or even in my deepest narcotics induced dreams hope to own Digimon.

 

BOSS REO- Narcotic dreams?

METAL MIKEMON- Admission to use of drugs on public work? Bad idea.

MADMAN- Yeah, well, we've already got a bad rap, just like Polaris.

POLARIS- Hey, are you making fun of my rapping skill,

MADMAN- Yeah, pretty much. (Blinks- blows up a wall) Got a problem with that?

POLARIS- Uhmmmm... No?

MADMAN- Good Answer. Now, pay attention!

 

This is just a fans way of showing appreciation! *Smirk*

CHRISTINE- I don't think lemons are what the Digimon producers had in mind.

 

Once again this is a Digimon lemon. It contains sexually explicit scenes between Humans and Digimon. Therefore, if you're a minor (or this is illegal where you live), don't read on.

 

LORD ARCHIVE- Like that would ever stop anybody.

 

Personally, I am under eighteen when I wrote this, so I don't mind if minors do proceed, but the government might.

 

TANK COP- I am so sure there is a task force working on bringing down lemon writers.

SONIMODB- Dude, there is probably a taskforce for Jay walking Granny's- don't push it.

 

But who really cares, you probably aren't even reading this part anyway :)

 

DARK JESTER- True.

 

Muhahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!(C) me.

 

BOSS REO- My god, he always used that laugh.
MADMAN- Hey, every evil overlord needs a laugh.

True Feelings
(Pre-note, this occurs during season 2)

The new digidestined had been hard at work destroying control spires all day. They were all extremely worn out, and very dirty.

 

TANK COP- Is the very dirty some sort of pun?

MADMAN- Purely unintentional.

 

Davis suggested that they just camp overnight, because he felt that they were all too weary to go home, anyway. He also said that since they were still in the group, they shouldn't have to worry about being attacked.

 

TOGASHI- Actually, it seems whenever they get together, they get attacked.

 

Everyone (surprisingly even Yolei) decided not to argue with him, and they bedded down for the night, with a small campfire at their side to keep them warm.
Kari and Gatomon were in a small clearing, a little bit away from the rest of the digidestined, but still close enough to get the heat that was radiating from the fire. "Kari," said Gatomon in a low tone, "I'm gonna go down to that pond we passed by a little earlier to visit the little kitties room, if ya' catch my drift. Don't worry about staying up and..."

 

CANIUS- Little kittie's room?

METAL MIKEMON- I thought they used a litter box.

MADMAN- My lemon, my logic. Any Questions?

ALL- Sigh... No.

MADMAN- Good.

 

Gatomon looked down, and saw that Kari was already asleep, so she decided she wouldn't even bother her anymore, and with that Gatomon slinked away.
"Wow. The forest is quite beautiful in the evening, without someone like Davis or Yolei around to interrupt the calm." She remarked to herself. "I hope the water is as beautiful as this is."
Gatomon continued to walk for about another 20 minutes, admiring the work of Mothernaturemon (pretty clever, huh?), until she arrived at the pool of water.

 

SONIMODB- Mothernaturemon. Oh, that's just cheesy.

MADMAN- Cheese wins games [Overt Magic: The Gathering reference- sorry- Madman].

SONIMODB- What do you mean.

MADMAN- Nevermind.

 

She was about to step in (as a side note, Gatomon doesn't hate water, at least not in my opinion), when she saw none other than...

 

TOGASHI- Dramatic pause to see the lemon partner.

 

Gomamon! He was floating around, quietly murmuring to himself. She could almost make out what he was saying. It sounded like "Oh, I wish I could tell her how I really felt. I love her so much, but I can just tell she doesn't reciprocate. I wish I could tell her...oh how I love...Gatomon."

 

HELLRAVENMON- Or Biyomon, Palmon, Floramon. They all sound the same.

Gatomon blushed at the sound of that. She had always secretly had a bit of a crush on him too. She was wondering how she should react, when she saw Gomamon turn his head in her direction.

 

DARK JESTER- Of course he is going to notice her, otherwise it is a very uneventful lemon.

"Hey, who's there! I may be small, but I can still kick your butt" Gomamon yelled, but not without a little uncertainty in his voice.

 

BOSS REO- Or do something else with her butt.

MADMAN- Indeed.

 

Upon squinting, however, he noticed a small cat-like digimon. "Is that you, Gatomon?" He asked.

 

LORD ARCHIVE- And then Blackgatomon leaps out.

MADMAN- That's Red's style, not mine.

"Yeah. Hehehe. Uh, how are you Gomamon? I haven't seen you in a while." She said.
"Yeah, I know. How have you been?" He asked.
"Fine, and you?" She replied.

 

CANIUS- Say 'Horny'

TANK COP- She'd probably cut his member off.

METAL MIKEMON- Not in a lemon.

POLARIS- You never know. There are some fucked up writers out there. (All stare at him) What?

"Fine." He said. "So, what are you doing out in the middle of nowhere, beautiful." he said half-jokingly. "Hey, sweetheart?" Once again using his horrible gangster imitation voice.

 

CHRISTINE- That gets my vote for the worst pick up line ever.

"I'm with the group. We were destroying control spires. What about you?" She candidly asked.
"Just hanging, thinking, you know the deal.” He said, half-heartedly.

 

SONIMODB- But what exactly on him is just hanging, that is the question?

LORD ARCHIVE- I'm sure we'll find out soon enough.

"Well, anyway, I meant why are you at the pond." He questioned.
"I came down because my fur is all yucky. I need a bath." And with that she jumped into the water.

 

METAL MIKEMON- Do you mind Gomamon, if I take a bath right here next to you?

CHRISTINE- Complete flirt.

CANIUS- Or complete slut- You decide.

 

Now, you must realize that a digigirl, being in that close a contact with Gomamon, especially one that he liked, was really beginning to turn him on.

 

LORD ARCHIVE- How come he wasn't turned on before when he saw her?

MADMAN- The first time they met, she tried to claw her eyes out.

 

His penis was starting to stick out of its hidden sack (I borrowed this concept from Red Rover, but I doubt that he minds!)

 

MADMAN- (Looks at Red Rover, eyes burning red.) Do you?

RED ROVER- Not in the slightest. Please don't kill me.

 

And so he quickly turned over, hoping Gatomon hadn't noticed his erection. He was lucky, because she hadn't, but at that moment, she swam right under him, and her fur brushed right against his dick. It really started turning him on, and his face started turning crimson.

 

HELLRAVENMON- How can you tell? His face is covered with fur.

DARKMON- Anime characters all have the unique ability to blush, regardless on what they have on their faces, or if they even have any.

 

Gatomon's head then resurfaced. "Hey, I brushed up against something funny when I swam under..." She stopped talking when she noticed his erect penis in front of her.

 

LORD ARCHIVE- Figure out what you brushed up against?

 

It must have been a good 5 inches long. Gomamon started to talk, but she quickly shushed him. "I understand Gomamon. I heard what you were talking about, and the truth is, I, uhh, kind of love you too." She said quite sheepishly.

 

DARK JESTER- Kind of love you?  A bit wishy washy.

METAL MIKEMON- Well I don't think he is looking for a deep meaningfull relationship. He'd be lucky if he got a one night stand.

"You were listening to me, how could you... wait, did you say you *gulp*, love me too?" He said, and to which Gatomon quickly nodded.

 

BOSS REO- But gee Gatomon, I was talking about Biyomon.  But since she's not here, want to screw?

Gatomon than thought, well since we have already gone this far, let’s just hop to the next level. She than jumped on him, and dragged him to the shallow water. He protested the entire time, but she took no notice.

 

DARKMON- He's protesting about being dragged to the side to have sex with?

SONIMODB- Gomamon has gone nuts.

 

As soon as they got to the shallows, she placed her mouth on his cock, and started licking and sucking vigorously.
"Gaaatoomonnnn, I *pant* don't know if we should *pant* do this." He said, while gasping for air,

 

TOGASHI- What an idiot. 'I don't want to have sex?'

HELLRAVENMON- No normal male would say that.

CANIUS- Especially considering the lack of females in the digital world.

"It's okay," She said, " I want to."
She began sucking and licking harder, and he quickly began bucking his hips. At such a rapid pace of oral fucking, he quickly came.
"Oh, no you don't. You don't get off that easy,” She said, with a sly grin on her face. "You owe me one."

 

LORD ARCHIVE- But it was your idea Gatomon.

CHRISTINE- A gentlemon wouldn’t leave a lady in distress.

 

Gomamon quickly dove under the water, and began eating her out. He was rubbing her all over, and all the while sucking and licking her clit vigorously. With such over stimulation, she also quickly came.

 

DARKMON- Is the lemon section over already?

MADMAN- Puh-lease, give me a little more credit than that.

 

"Wow. That was *Pant* quite good *Pant*, better than anything *Pant* I have ever been able to do to myself. I think we both have enough energy for one more round though."

 

HELLRAVENMON- Obviously not.

She than pulled him ashore, and laid on top of him. She began grinding her hips over his crotch, until his penis once again emerged.

 

 

RED ROVER- Geeze with all that happening how long do you thing it would take for him to sport one?

 

She than straddled him, slowly lowering herself down upon his prick. She cried out a little bit, since this was her first time (who'd a guessed)

 

METAL MIKEMON- Not me.

BOSS REO- All those years in the Digital World, plus the added fact there are only a handful of female digimon, you'd think she'd have an easier time getting laid.

 

But the pain quickly subsided as the pleasure took its place. She started pumping up and down, and Gomamon quickly followed suit. He pumped and fucked his little seal heart out.

 

CHRISTINE- His little seal heart out? Oh, that is cute.

MADMAN- Thank you, I think.

 

They were both moaning each others names quite loudly now.

 

DARKMON- Better than moaning other peoples names.

HELLRAVENMON- What do you think would happen if Gomamon shouted out Biyomon?

CHRISTINE- I’d be more worried if he shouted out Agumon.

MADMAN- Whatever floats your goat, I always say.

 

If they had not been so far away from Davis and the rest of the group, they probably would have woken them up. After one last mighty thrust, Gomamon came inside of her, filling up her little Kitty womb.

 

CHRISTINE- Little kitty womb, you do like that expression Madman.

MADMAN- Hey, even us evil, egotistical, self-centered, all-knowing, all-powerfull, god-like super villains have a sensitive side. Except Doctor Doom, cause' he kicks ass.

CHRISTINE- A bit full of your self, huh.

MADMAN- When you're omnipotent, you don't have to worry about being humble.

 

They both yelled each others names so loudly that they could have sworn that they woke up the entire Digi-world.

 

TANK COP- Or at least the legion of spiral controlled sea digimon in the water.

RED ROVER- (As evil Sea Digimon) Fucking fucking mammalmon! Don't they ever give it a rest? They're like rabbits, for god's sake!

After so much work and energy spent, they both began falling asleep. The last thing that they said before they went to bed was " I love you", still in each others arms.

POLARIS- They have arms? Looks likes flippers and paws.

MADMAN- Close enough.

That was my very first Lemon. You can email me any comments at iamthemadman12000@yahoo.com. Please keep them positive, but constructive criticism is okay.

 

BOSS REO- It is amazing how many people think ‘Man you suck!’ is constructive criticism.

MADMAN- Indeed. But, than I blow them up, and make the world a lot better by ridding it of one more idiot.

CHRISTINE- You like to kill and/or blow things up, don't you?

MADMAN- At the same time, preferably.

 

I would also like to give credit to Red Rover, who I proofread stories for and am in awe of.

 

SONIMODB-  Although we see that proofreading Red Rover’s lemons has some perks.

MADMAN- Don’t you know it.

 

Togashi for having this site, and all the others works I have read that gave me inspiration for this story. Oh, and one more thing. HAVE A NICE DAY!

BOSS REO- That sounds like something you say when you are about to blow somebody away.

MADMAN- Damn right.

Evil Fine Print: This work may not be redistributed unless permission is given expressly by the author.

 

MADMAN- Or suffer my wrath.

RED ROVER- All ready doing that.

CANIUS- Well, it is a good lemon.

CHISTINE- I like the little seal part myself.

TANK COP- But that doesn’t explain why you commandeered Red’s Critcs Series.

MADMAN- Don’t you see? I could have an epic lemon ten times more popular than Red Rover’s End Game. But now I proofread his lemons, and no one even notices! Red even held a contest to flush me out, and it took forever for someone to notice.

GABUMATIC- Fat lot of good it did me.

RED ROVER- Well grats for figuring out who it was.

GABUMATIC- Thanks. And my prize is being detained by a madman.

MADMAN- Not a Madman. The Madman. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

 

 

And that was the continuation of what is now called Madman's Critics series.  And grats to Gabumatic and DigimonSH for figuring out who the Mysterious Man was. Thanks to Dark Jester, SonimodB, Togashi, Metal Mikemon, Tank Cop, Hellravenmon, Darkmon, Lord Archive, Christine, Canius, Gabumatic, and Boss Reo.  Any comments, requests, question, writing  tips, etc, e-mail me at mrredrover@hotmail.com.

Proofread/Written in a god-like scripture by: Madman