This Red Rover lemon contains adult concepts from the television show Digimon. Do not proceed if you are under eighteen or the material is illegal in you jurisdiction.

A comedy spin-off inspired by Digistar DBZ. Thanks to SonimodB, Togashi, and Boss Reo for letting me write it. This one takes places after we all watch Togashi's The Birds and the Digimon.

The Critics Series #2

SonimodB's 'Izzy Gets Busy' Commentary

Setting- Thousand of years in the future, the greatest digimon lemon writers of all time are resurrected. Red Rover, SonimodB, Boss Reo and Togashi, now reanimated, travel to a lemon theater, where they watch-read each other's lemons. No one can remember the other's lemons.

BOSS REO - Ok we've seen one of mine and one of Togashi's lemons. So who's do we see next?
SONIMODB - As long as it doesn't have Patamon in it. Togashi and Red Rover are going to kill one another over the whole boy/girl controversy.
RED ROVER - (Overhearing the conversation) Boy!
TOGASHI - Girl!
RED ROVER - That's it! (Pulls out a Scottish Claymore) We duel to the death!
TOGASHI - (Takes out a Japanese Katana) As you wish, en guard!
RED ROVER - There can be only one gender! (Strikes a defensive stance)
SONIMODB - (Steps between the two) You two can't kill each other.
TOGASHI & RED ROVER - Why not?!
BOSS REO - We're in a lemon. Watch. (Grabs Red Rover's weapon and impales himself, then pulls the blade out.) We can't hurt one another, remember?
TOGASHI - Oh yeah, right. I was wondering where the hell these weapons came from.
RED ROVER - Good point. Let's see what's playing in this theater. (Looks over the poster) SonimodB's 'Izzy Gets Busy' playing now. One of the foremost pioneers in erotic digimon literature.
BOSS REO - We've got one.

(They walk into the theater and takes seats in the first row. The lemon starts playing.)


Izzy Gets Busy
by SonimodB

RED ROVER - I wonder who's in this one.
TOGASHI - Catchy title though.
SONIMODB - Thanks.


Warning: The following story is rated NC-17. It contains descriptive sexual content and is not meant for people of 17 years of age or younger. (Frankly it's okay with me if you're under aged, but the government might not like it.) 

BOSS REO - Weren't you underaged when you wrote this?
SONIMODB - Yup
RED ROVER - Don't worry, so am I.

If you do not want to read a lemon that contains sex between a digimon and a human, now is the time to turn back. For the rest of you, enjoy! 

TOGASHI - I guess we're the rest.

As a note, this story takes place after the previous four lemons when the entire group has gotten back together.

RED ROVER - And so it begins…

It was about 5:00PM in the digital world as the digidestined and their digimon continued through the forest. 

BOSS REO - Where do they find a clock?
TOGASHI - They've found everything from telephone poles to a subway car. Why not an occasional clock?

Motimon began to complain. "I'm hungry, Izzy!" whined Motimon, "Why can't we eat? You know how tough it is to digivolve without food!" "I'm sorry, Motimon," responded Izzy for the 100th time, "but Tai ate all of our rations last night, we're all a little hungry. Until we find something edible in this forest, we'll just have to go without nourishment." 

BOSS REO - How does he learn do use some big words? I mean, who says nourishment instead of food?

Motimon just sighed. They continued to trudge along. All of the digimon had de-digivolved back into their in-training states except for Palmon who was getting there as well. "Come on, Palmon," blurted out Mimi, "you're a plant, you should be able to tell what's good to eat and what isn't!" "I'm sorry, Mimi, but I can't tell if anything is bad or good if we don't find something first. I haven't even seen a single berry in this creepy forest," said a sorrowful Palmon. Tsunomon started sniffing the air. "Hey! I smell food! I smell food!" yelled Tsunomon as he hopped out of Matt's hands. "Food?! Where?!" asked everyone in sync. "*sniff* *sniff* Over this way! Come on!" said Tsunomon as he jumped off towards the smell. Everyone raced off, following him.
When they arrived at the source of the pleasant smell, they found several thorny vines. "Oh no! Not more thorns!" said Sora. "Gee, Sora, that last experience with thorns wasn't ALL that bad, was it?" winked Agumon. "Uhh... Yeah, sure, whatever you say, Agumon," said Sora, rolling her eyes and pretending that she didn't know what he meant. Everyone sort of stared at them for a second and then looked back at the vines. 

RED ROVER - I wonder what they're talking about.
BOSS REO - They had sex Einstein.
RED ROVER - I was being sarcastic.

"So where's this great food, Tsunomon?" asked Matt. "You're looking at it, silly! Those are digisugarvines," explained Tsunomon, "They look nasty, but once you cut off the thorns, they taste as sweet as candy!" "Palmon pulled off a vine, cut the thorns off of it, and took a big bite. "*munch* *munch* *munch* Mmmm! Delicious! You guys should really try some of these!" complemented Palmon. As they all started to eat the vines, all of the digimon digivolved back into their rookie forms! After they had had their share of food, the kids pigged out and filled their bellies to the brink of explosion. Izzy didn't eat as much as the others, because he still had mapping plans to work out.
Suddenly, a sound of a twig snapping was heard. Everyone looked up, but saw nothing. Suddenly, a swarm of Divermon jumped out of the stream and landed a full scale assault! 

TOGASHI - Why would they hear a twig snapping if the Divermon were swimming in the river?
SONIMODB - Let us not nit pick over details.
BOSS REO - He's just angry you spotted a mistake.

The newly digivolved digimon were unable to fight because they were way too full! Only Palmon had the strength to digivolve. "Palmon digivolve to ....... Togemon!" digivolved Palmon. The Divermon, were too many in number and way too much for Togemon to handle by herself. "Togemon digivolve to ......... Lillymon!" digivolved Togemon. 

TOGASHI - Palmon manages to digivolve to Lillymon, and the title of the lemon is 'Izzy gets Busy'. I wonder who the couple is in this lemon?

"Flower Cannon!" yelled Lillymon. She fired a direct hit, which sent all of the wussy Divermon sailing out of sight!
The other digimon were ashamed that they hadn't been of much help, but they were all glad to have gotten a square meal. "Well, if you excuse me you guys, I'm going down near the stream where it's quiet. I still have a lot of work to do to find out where we are," said Izzy. "Are you sure? There's still plenty of digisugarvines left, man!" offered Tai. "No, that's alright, I'm not too hungry anymore. You guys can keep eating if you want to," replied Izzy.
Izzy walked a good distance down stream where he could finally find some piece and quiet. "Ahh. That's much better. No one to bother me," sighed Izzy. Just as he finished that sentence, Lillymon flew toward him and landed right next to him. "Hi Izzy!!" she yelled. "I guess I spoke too soon," muttered Izzy. 

RED ROVER - Alone in the woods with Lillymon and he's complaining?

"Whatcha doing? What's that? How does this thing work? Why do you like that computer so much anyway? Does this dress make me look fat?" Lillymon rambled. 

BOSS REO - Say the dress makes her looks fat.
SONIMODB - That is one question you NEVER answer yes to.
RED ROVER - I had a friend who said yes to that once; it was a lovely funeral.

"Rrrr! PLEASE Lillymon! I said I had a lot of work to do and I meant it! You're such a pest!" growled Izzy. 

TOGASHI - Who would call a beautiful girl hanging all over him a pest?

Lillymon frowned and sat down next to him. A few minutes went by with Izzy typing away. She lied down on the ground, bored. Soon it was about 9:45 at night and everyone else was going to sleep. She finally spoke up. "Umm Izzy, shouldn't we be going to sleep? It's getting kind of late," said Lillymon who still hadn't de-digivolved down to her rookie form from lack of using up energy. 

RED ROVER - If she did devolve, it would be a little harder for her to seduce Izzy as Palmon.
SONIMODB - Would you need seducing if Lillymon came on to you?
RED ROVER - Would any male?

"I guess you're right," said Izzy," *yawn* I'm going to bed now. See you in the morning." "Goodnight," said Lillymon. She opened up her large flower (the one she digivolves out of when she goes from Togemon to Lillymon) and got in. It was pretty cold out, so she closed it up tight.

RED ROVER - I thought that thing disappeared?
SONIMODB - Plot development. Wait.

An hour later, she woke up and looked outside at Izzy. She could see his shadow on the inside of the petals. He was shivering from the cold. Feeling bad for him, she climbed out of her flower and went up to him. "Izzy? Izzy?" she whispered. No response. "HEY IZZY?! ARE YOU COLD?!" she yelled at the top of her lungs. "Waaaahhh!!!!" screamed Izzy, "Don't do that!" "I just wanted to know if you were cold," said Lillymon. "Well, a little bit, I suppose," admitted Izzy. "If you want, you can sleep with me in my flower. It keeps all sound and warm air inside," offered Lillymon. After a moment of consideration, Izzy agreed. 

BOSS REO - Lillymon ask him to come sleep in a tight confined space with her, and he needs a moment of consideration?

They both climbed into her large flower that was about the size of a pretty big tent.
Inside, Lillymon removed her helmet (the pink flower bud that seems to be part of her head) and let down her long pink hair. She took off her boots, bracelets, and thorns. Izzy didn't take his eyes off of her for a second. He couldn't get over how good-looking she was! 

RED ROVER - He just notices that now? Not very observant now is he?
SONIMODB - Only when it comes to computers.

He started to feel his dick harden. When she noticed that he was looking at her, she started to stare back. "Uh. I. Uh. I was just studying your DNA structure. I had no idea that those were clothes," said Izzy, trying to think of something to say. 

RED ROVER - DNA is microscopic. He could have thought of a better excuse than that one.
BOSS REO - How about 'Sorry for staring, I was just getting a woody."
SONIMODB - Saying that is a good way to lose something vital.

Even though she didn't believe it for a millisecond, Lillymon just said, "Oh."
An hour later, they were both lying on their sides back to back asleep. Actually the truth was that neither of them was really asleep at all. Izzy was starting to get really hard. He had very little experience with girls and really didn't know why he was having such feelings for her. 

TOGASHI - Just looking at her would explain why he was having feelings.

Lillymon was also thinking something similar. "I've always liked Izzy from the beginning. I tried not to talk to him too much because I don't want anyone to know. Even though he tries to hide his feelings, I know that deep down inside there's a really nice guy. I guess I've always liked smart guys. They don't get much smarter than Izzy there. Not to mention cuter than him. He He!" 

TOGASHI - How does a digi-woman like her have the hots for a scrawny computer geek?
SONIMODB - Lemon rule #3 - If one characters is attracted to another, the feeling will always be mutual.
RED ROVER - And even if it isn't, they'll have sex anyway.

After a short time of silence, Izzy spoke up. "Lillymon? Are you asleep?" "No," she replied. "Look," Izzy started, "I'm sorry that I was so harsh to you earlier. Sometimes I think I let my work get too much control over me. You're not a pest. I was just mad." "That's okay," replied Lillymon. For a while neither of them said anything. Lillymon was thinking about that night on the beach with Tai.

TOGASHI - She had sex with Tai to?
RED ROVER - The girl gets around.

"Boy, that sure was a new experience. It felt so good. I wish I could do that again. I wonder. I wonder if Izzy can do the same thing. No, he probably wouldn't. I don't think he likes me very much." 

BOSS REO - With that body? It wouldn't matter if she had the personality of a doorstop.

"Boy," Izzy thought, "If my sexual organ gets any harder, I'm gonna burst. I've got to stop thinking about her so much!" 

BOSS REO - Who calls it a sexual organ?
SONIMODB - The same guy who uses prodigious even though no one else knows what it means.

Desperate to get to sleep, he slowly unzipped his pants, to get some pressure relief. He tried to do it as slowly as he could, but Lillymon heard. "That's it! I can't take it any more! Izzy, there's something that I have to tell you!" shouted Lillymon. "I also have to tell you something, Lillymon!" shouted Izzy. "I love you!!" they both shouted to each other. There was a moment of silence as they contemplated what the other had said. "You do? You like me even after the way I treat you?" asked Izzy. "Mhmm! You like me even though I kinda bother you sometimes?" asked Lillymon. "Mhmm," replied Izzy.

RED ROVER - Of course not Lillymon. Now lets get jiggy with it.
SONIMODB - She'd say yes.

They both stared at each other for a moment more. Lillymon grabbed Izzy and pulled him into a passionate kiss. Izzy's cock was practically ripping through his pants right about now, as Lillymon rolled on top of him, frenching with him. He pulled her into him as their kisses grew more frantic. "That does it! I can't stand it any longer!" yelled Izzy. He lifted her off of him and pulled off her dress, revealing her gorgeous, perfectly shaped naked body. 

RED ROVER - How can he lift someone twice as big as him?
BOSS REO - Doesn't she have underwear or something?
SONIMODB - Nope. To time consuming.

Soon after, she ripped off his pants, underwear and shirt. 

RED ROVER - I had dreams like that.

The two rolled around in the flower making out in the nude. They ran their fingers through each other's hair, feeling each other up and down. Each new sensation increasing their passion. Izzy started kissing her chin, then her neck, and then finally her lucious breasts which tasted like peaches. Lillymon started to moan and groan as he went from tit to tit, licking and sucking each one. As he fondled her breasts, she lightly ran her hands across his ass and back while rubbing his legs with her own. He increased his licking rhythm and squeezed even harder. Finally, she pushed his face away from her breasts and frenched with him some more. Now Izzy was getting a little bit more daring. He licked a trail down to her swollen pussy. He gently licked the outside of the lips and soon parted them with his tongue, licking as deep into her as he could. She tasted just like strawberries. 

RED ROVER - Taste the rainbow of fruit flavors.

Lillymon moaned as her head rocked back with his increasing tempo. While he licked, he caressed her ass with one hand and her breasts with the other. This was all too much for Lillymon as she screamed and came all over his face. He licked up the sweet nectar and was going back for more. "Wait! Wait. That's enough of that! It's your turn now!" panted Lillymon. Smiling, Izzy switched positions with her. She slowly twirled her fingers around his aching ball sack. Izzy sighed with pleasure as she gave his rock hard cock a gentle lick. She gently ran her other hand up and down the length of the shaft, causing many grunts and groans from Izzy. She slowly increased her tempo, jerking up and down on the length of his throbbing member. He looked like he was about to blow his load at any second, so she slowed down to a gentle pace once again. 

BOSS REO - Teasing him. Would drive a normal guy nuts.

After he started to calm down, she let the real fun begin. She slowly took his entire prick into her mouth and sucked hard, much to his extreme delight. With her hands, she cradled his balls and gently tickled his ass. The cum was boiling in Izzy's balls and he was getting ready to let fly once again. "Oh no you don't! We haven't even begun to make love!" said Lillymon seductively.

TOGASHI - As I said before, why can't there be more women like that?

Izzy liked the sound of that. She climbed on top of him and gently lowered her clit to right above his dick. She slowly rubbed her pussy lips on the tip of his dick, causing him to precum in anticipation. She suddenly stopped, grinned at Izzy, tongue kissed him harder than ever, and skewered herself onto his throbbing dick. 

RED ROVER - He seems in his element doesn't he?
BOSS REO - A little too experienced for someone that young.

Izzy moaned at the new sensation. Her sweetness surrounding him, they licked and nibbled at each other as she humped and pumped his prick for all it was worth. Izzy rolled her onto her back, so he could get a better grip on her tits. He licked and sucked each one, massaging the other with his free hand as he crammed all of his boyhood up her tight cunt. Lillymon moaned as he slowly fingered her ass while he jammed himself into her. She groaned as his boyhood brought her to new levels of pleasure. 

RED ROVER - If he's a virgin, I'm guessing of course there are new levels of pleasures.

Izzy was beyond the point of no return. He felt the cum surfacing. She felt her own climax coming on. They both stopped for a moment, and then, Izzy rammed his rod deep into her for the final time. Izzy's cum shot out blasted her cunt into another dimension. She came like mad and exploded in pleasure and satisfaction. They both frenched and licked as their cum kept flowing like a torrent.
Finally when it was all over, they both passed out in each other's arms. Even in their sleep, they smiled brightly, holding each other close.

TOGASHI - I wonder what his other two wishes are going to be?

THE END
Well, that's it! I hope you liked it. This is my fifth lemon, please send any comments or criticism to: johnsmith_4@hotmail.com 

BOSS REO - Why would you want anyone to send criticism?
SONIMODB - So I can put them on spam lists.

Please be kind! If you have any requests, just send me an e-mail with the subject: request Thanks for reading! NOTE: I'D REALLY APPRECIATE SOME REQUESTS OR SUGGESTIONS, GUYS. I'M STARTING TO RUN OUT OF IDEAS!

RED ROVER - For a guy who has written dozens of lemons, I'm guessing you didn't run out of ideas.

Visit "http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/digilemons" for some new lemons. Also don't forget to stop by "http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/justdigimonsex" for some of the best digimon hentai pics around!

BOSS REO - Was that a word from our sponsors?
RED ROVER - Excellent, I expected no less from one of the masters.
SONIMODB - Thank you. Now who's next?
TOGASHI - Well we did everyone else except Red Rover.
RED ROVER - Then lets go find one of mine. Onwards!


That was a comedy spin-off of SONIMODB's fifth lemon. Thanks to SonimodB, Boss Reo and Togashi for allowing me to write this, and SONIMODB for letting me use his lemon. Any comments, requests, writing tips, etc, post them or send me an e-mail of mrredrover@hotmail.com.