This lemon contains adult concepts from the television show Digimon. Do not proceed if you are under eighteen or the material is illegal in you jurisdiction.

A comedy spin-off inspired by Digistar DBZ. Thanks to SonimodB, Togashi, and Boss Reo for letting me write it. This one takes places after we all watch Togashi's The Birds and the Digimon.


The Critics Series #2

Boss Reo's 'These New Sensations' Commentary


Setting- Thousand of years in the futures, the greatest digimon lemon writers of all time are resurrected. Red Rover, SonimodB, Boss Reo and Togashi, now reanimated, travel to a lemon theater, where they watch-read each other's lemons. No one can remember the other's lemons.

SONIMODB - Well, that was a good lemon Togashi.
BOSS REO - So who's next?
RED ROVER - This theater is playing one of yours. Here's the poster. (Bends over to read it.) Boss Reo, The award winning author of the Digi ½ series, 'These New Sensations' playing right now.
SONIMODB - Award winning?
BOSS REO - Most original lemon writer, 2009, the lemon writer awards.
TOGASHI - Sounds good, lets go.

(They walk into the theater and takes seats in the first row. The lemon starts playing.)


WARNING!
The following fic you are about to read is a lemon. No, not lemons as in those little yellow sour fruits to make lemonade, I mean lemons as in a fanfic which also contains adult material of sexual orientation. i.e. people having sex. 

TOGASHI - Unless you like lemons about lemons.
BOSS REO - Even I can't write a lemon about that.

If you cannot stand to read a fanfic which has characters of digimon having sex, then you should probably leave right now because you are either too young, or you're one of those people who thinks that having sex is evil and that we'll all be roasting in the fiery furnaces of blackest hell. (Blackest Hell! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!) 

SONIMODB - Don't hold back Boss, let it all out

Whatever it is though, if you're still here, that means that you are mature enough to handle reading digimon characters gettin' their groove thang on. Aw heck, I might as well stop talking because you've probably scrolled down already in order to get to the good parts, huh?

RED ROVER - Please do.

Gee, thanx fer caring about my feelings, you barbarians.

TOGASHI - Ah, we do care Boss man, don't we?
RED ROVER - Yup.
SONIMODB - Sure do.
BOSS REO - Very funny.

Fine then, here's yer crummy fic! I hope you become sterile!

TOGASHI - I changed my mind. I don't care.
RED ROVER - Same here.
SONIMODB - Me too.
BOSS REO - That was quick.
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Digi 1/2
Chapter 2

RED ROVER - Must have missed chapter 1, what did we miss.
BOSS REO - Not much, Patamon got turned into a human called Pata.

'These New Sensations'

By The Infamous Boss Reo

SONIMODB - Infamous?
BOSS REO - I like the title.

Pata grumbled to herself as she slowly walked through the lush forest. She was happy that she was human now, the only problem was she was a 'she', not a he. 

RED ROVER - Did I hear that right?

It didn't seem right. She looked down at her small feet as she walked through the shade of the trees back towards where everyone had been camped.

TOGASHI - HA! You see Red? Patamon IS a girl!
RED ROVER - Wait till we get to MY lemons.

"At least I got some nice shoes." she thought to herself, admiring the black slippers that covered her new human feet, "Now if only my feet wouldn't hurt from walking so much." she thought, feeling her feet ache. 

SONIMODB - She just goes through a massive polymorphic change, and she cares more about shoes. She's defiantly a girl now.

She decided to take a rest and sat down on a rock, she removed her shoes and massaged her toes. "Aaaaah ...that feels better." she said aloud, suddenly she could hear the voice of someone calling out.
"Patamon! Where are you!"
It was Matt! Excited, Pata got up and started to run towards where the voice was coming from. Rushing through the forest to find the boy, Pata suddenly felt her foot hit a root of a tree and she toppled forward. She gave a yelp as her face went falling towards the ground. After cursing to herself, she slowly lifted her head from the dirt and saw Matt running towards her. "Are you okay?" Matt asked, leaning down to help the girl up, "Y- yeah. I'm okay." Pata said, feeling dizzy from the fall, "Who are you?" the blonde haired boy asked inquisitively, Pata realized that Matt didn't even recognize her as the small flying digimon that was once Takeru's companion.

RED ROVER - Matt and Patamon together I'm guessing. There's a combo I didn't expect.
BOSS REO - Well, Patamon's is a human girl now, and Matt's a guy, you need more?

"Matt...it's me." she said, Matt's eyes widened, "H-how do you know my name?" he asked, shocked that a girl he had never even met before and mysteriously showed up in the digiworld knew his name. "Matt, it's me." Matt just looked at her with a confused expression on his face, "I'm Patamon." she said, Matt's eyes widened even more and his jaw almost dropped to the ground. "P- Patamon?!" Matt asked, shocked beyond all belief, "What happened?!" Pata sweat dropped and scratched the back of her head.

TOGASHI - I'm surprised he accepted it so quickly.
BOSS REO - Do you want more plot development, or do you want the lemon?
TOGASHI - Carry on

"Well, the thing is.. umm....I...y' see....uhhhmmm.........I sorta went and asked Gennai to make me human." Matt just looked at her with wide eyes, "Gee Patamon, I never guessed you were a girl. I always thought you were a guy." 

SONIMODB - Finding out one of your friends is the opposite sex, that would be a wake up call.

Matt said, blushing, "I AM NOT SUPPOSED TO BE A GIRL!!" 

RED ROVER - HA! Patamon IS a boy! Or at least was. Even HE admits it.
TOGASHI - She's still a girl in my book!
BOSS REO - Well, she's a she now anyway.

Pata shouted, causing Matt to topple backwards, "Gennai screwed up the whole thing and now I'm stuck like this!" Matt got his bearings and stood back up, "Ok, ok. Just don't get mad at me, alright?" Pata sighed, "I'm sorry Matt. It's not what you did, it's just that I didn't expect everything to come out like THIS!" Pata said, showing off her bust to Matt, who blushed very heavily, "It's just a shock to me, that's all. I'm sorry."

TOGASHI - A shock? A complete physical and gender transformation? You think? 

"We'll talk to Gennai and see what he can do about the problem." Matt said, trying top hide a slight bulge developing in his pants, 

SONIMODB - He's gets turned on quite easily, doesn't he?
RED ROVER - Most guys do to.

"But right now we have to get back to the others. TK is worried sick about you, you know." Pata lowered her head, "Okay. Let's go." "I'm just worried about how they'll take this." 

RED ROVER - Probably give TK a heart attack.
SONIMODB - And another lemon possibility.
BOSS REO - You've got that right.

Matt said, heading back towards where the others were camped. After a few minutes of walking, Pata sat back down against an old log, "Come on Pata, we've only been walking for a few minutes!" Matt said, getting a little impatient, "I know. I'm just not used to walking on my feet so much, it's kinda new to me since I mostly flew or perched on TK's head." she removed her shoes again and rubbed her feet, "Mmmmm... my feet hurt so much!" she said, rubbing her delicate feet. 

SONIMODB - Complaining already. She's learns the traits of girls quickly.

Rubbing her feet got her to be very relaxed, and she started to lean back as she massaged them. All of a sudden, she felt herself falling backwards. She suddenly realized that the log she was leaning against was on the ledge of a hill.
"Wha ...WOAAAH!" with a scream, Pata fell backwards down the hill, toppling head over heels down the slope. "Pata!" Matt yelled, rushing to catch her but was to late. As Pata fell down the hill, her body was being turned repeatedly, making her feel sick. A sudden momentary stop allowed her to see that her clothing had caught onto a root that was sticking out of a tree that was on the hill, but with the force of her descent her clothes tore easily on the root, causing her to resume her fall towards the bottom. 

TOGASHI - Losing her clothes already? That was quick.

Matt looked over the ledge of the hill to see where Pata had fallen towards, climbing down the side of the hill. He heard the girl's screaming and carefully ran down the hill towards where she might land.
Pata's heart raced as fast as it could as she rolled down the hill, what might happen when she stops? she thought to herself, her question was answered when she finally slid to a halt, but not before landing right on top of an old log that was parked at the base of the hill. A sudden sensation came over Pata as she held her eyes closed as tight as she could keep them, slowly she tried to move her body from where it had landed, she suddenly gasped out as she moved, realizing that there was something between her legs. She looked down to see that the log she had landed on had a small, thick branch sticking out of its side, and she had landed almost right on top of it. As she tried to move herself, the branch rubbed heavily between her legs. The sudden sensation she had felt earlier overcame her again as she moved her body up from her position on the log, "Nnnngh..... Uuhnng!" she failed to notice a slight wetness developing between her legs as she slowly lifted her body from off the log and rested herself at the base of the hill.

TOGASHI - Only a girl for maybe an hour, and she already discovered the dildo.
RED ROVER - I'd be worry about splinters myself.

Matt managed to carefully make his way down the steep hill after a few minutes had passed, when he got to the base of the hill, he found Pata resting at the base of it, breathing heavily. "Pata! Are you alright?!" Matt asked frantically, "Are you hurt?!" Pata just shook her head, "No....I'm okay Matt." she moved her hand to one of the rips on her clothes, Matt looked at the rips and noticed that her bra was exposed, showing off her breasts. 

SONIMODB - Not the least bit shy is she?
RED ROVER - Well, she was always naked as a digimon.
BOSS REO - She's not a digimon anymore.
TOGASHI - We can see that.

"umm...Pata?" Pata looked at him, confused as to what he was trying to say, Matt just blushed. "Umm...you.......you're clothes are..uh....r..ripped." he stuttered, nervous that she might get angry that he was looking at her in her compromising position. "Oh." she said, as if it wasn't really much of a problem, "I guess I'll have to get them fixed when we get back to camp." she pulled off what remained of her clothing, making Matt blush even more. 

RED ROVER - Ok, definitely not your typical human female.
TOGASHI - She's got a lot to learn.
BOSS REO - And she's know it all by the end of the story, this IS a lemon after all.

She stood there in a pair of white panties, which wrapped around her cute little ass, as well as a cotton white bra, holding her shapely breasts. Matt felt his pants getting tighter as he watched her.

SONIMODB - Doesn't he remember she was a he?
BOSS REO - He doesn't care.

Pata bent over to pick up the shreds of her clothes that were on the ground, when she felt something caressing her butt. She didn't know what it was, but she stopped what she was doing and let out a soft moan, she looked back to see Matt with his hand moving smoothly across her rear. 

TOGASHI - Now if she was completely transformed into a human, she's rip off his dick and feed it to him.
BOSS REO - Lemon rule #2 - If a character makes indecent advances to another character, the other character will not resist.
RED ROVER - Good point.

"Yamato?" she said, Matt jumped back instantly, "AAAGH! IM SORRY PATA! I'M SO SORRY!!!" he bowed in apology, blushing heavily. 

RED ROVER - Bowed in apology?
TOGASHI - Japanese.
RED ROVER - Ah yes. Wasn't thinking. I'm from Canada here.
SONIMODB - We won't hold it against you.
RED ROVER - HEY!

Pata just looked at him and giggled. "Huh?" Matt asked, still ashamed that he had just goosed his little brother's digimon who had now been turned into a human girl. A very CUTE human girl.

SONIMODB - I'd like to see how he tells his little brother that he's in love with his digimon.

"To tell you the truth Matt, I thought that felt kinda good." Pata looked at him and smiled, "I never had something like that happen to me. Why did you do that?" Matt was still blushing as he got up and walked slowly towards her, "Well...it's, umm....it's what a person does to a person..um..wh..when..they really like them." 
he approached Pata, "Especially if they think that they're very attractive." he said, now in front of her. 

RED ROVER - Usually they ask first though. It prevents loss of teeth.

Pata felt the sensation she had felt earlier starting to come back again, and the wetness from between her legs felt like it was getting a bit bigger. "Do you think I'm attractive?" she asked, looking into Matt's eyes. He looked back at her and moved his head a little closer to hers, "Yes Pata...very attractive." 

TOGASHI - Now ask him if he found her sexy as PataMON.

she felt his breathing against her skin, and then he moved his head closer to her and kissed her. Pata just stood there with her eyes very wide, "This can't be right!"
she thought to herself, 

SONIMODB - Having sex with her best friend's brother? How ever could that be a bad idea?

"This is TK's brother for crying out loud! And besides that, I'm not even supposed to be a girl!" she felt Matt's hand suddenly caress her butt again, bringing back the feeling from before. "But then again..." she thought, "I guess I can get used to it."

SONIMODB - Genni seemed to have turned him into a slut as well as a girl.
BOSS REO - Lots of applications for that machine if it really existed.
TOGASHI - A machine that turns women into sex machines? You think?

A soft moan escaped from her lips once again as Matt's hand squeezed her ass softly, "There's something else that people do when they think someone else is very attractive too." Matt whispered into her ear, "I think I know what it is." 

RED ROVER - Blunt isn't he?
BOSS REO - Aren't they all in lemons?

Pata smiled, Matt moved his hand from on her ass until it came down to between Pata's legs, "You seem pretty wet." Matt said, licking along her neck, all Pata did was moan softly. His fingers moved underneath Pata's wettened panties, massaging her new human pussy. She gave a whimper as Matt's gloved fingers slowly rubbed against her lips, making her wetter and wetter, "Please.." she whispered, "..don't stop, Yama." Matt smiled and pushed his fingers in upwards, Pata let out a cry as Matt pushed his fingers upwards into her moistened pussy. 

TOGASHI - Doesn't take much for her to get seduced eh?

After a few more thrusts, Matt stopped his finger fucking and slowly removed his digits from Pata's moistened cunt. "Wh...why did you stop?" Pata asked, disappointed that he didn't finish out. "There's something else I wanna try." Matt said, "I never really did it before, but I heard of it." he then lay on the ground, bring Pata down with him. "What is it?" Pata asked, curious as to what this new thing was. Without a word, Matt pulled her on top of him, positioning his head between her legs and her head between his. Pata suddenly understood what was going on and smiled at Matt, "You want me to do the same to you?" she asked, already knowing the answer to her question. 

SONIMODB - Would you ever hear a guy say no?

All Matt did was smile as he slid her panties down her legs, exposing her wet pussy. 
The aroma of her aroused cunt filled Matt's nostrils as he moved his face closer to her. Pata let out another cry of pleasure as Matt darted his tongue into her, not holding back for anything. "Unnngh!" was all she could say as her blonde haired lover began motioning his tongue around and around in her pussy, lapping up her wetness as her area began to be soaked from his pleasuring. Yamato moved his hands towards her ass once again, spreading her cheeks and exposing her passage. She let out the loudest moan she had ever given as Matt began to move one of his fingers into her ass, his mouth still at her pussy and licking up every drop of her wetness. Pata let out a cry of pleasure while Matt pleasured her, his tongue moving in and out of her soaking cunt, while his fingers continuously worked into her ass.
Pata decided it was time to return the favor to Matt and began to unbuckle his belt. 

RED ROVER - I'm guessing she should return the favour.

She slid his pants from his legs, catching a glimpse of his erection, which was restrained by his white briefs. She moved her tongue along the white fabric of his underwear, licking through the fabric at the bulge that was present through the clothing. Matt let out a moan as she moved her warm tongue over the bulge, wettening the fabric. She finally slid the briefs down his legs, exposing his now rigid man-hood. Using her tongue, she licked along the head of his hard cock, making him moan again. Matt pressed his tongue further into Pata's cunt, licking at her clitoris, while his fingers moved in and out of her ass.

TOGASHI - I would still be remembering her in her Patamon form.
RED ROVER - Which would kill the mood wouldn't it?
BOSS REO - Or maybe in Matt's case, it turns him on even more.

She wrapped her lips around Matt's hard dick, licking at his head with her tongue. Matt let out another moan, then moved his tongue as deep as he could into her pussy. Pata gave out a loud cry as she felt his tongue move around her clit, flicking at it and lapping up her juices, while she sucked on Matt's raging hard on. She took her mouth off of his prick and moved her tongue down the side of his cock, licking along his rigid penis. She brought her hands up and began massaging his balls, while tracing her tongue all over Matt's dick. Finally, she moved her mouth on top of his cock, engulfing it in her mouth. 

RED ROVER - Ok, she seems a little to experienced at that for someone who used to be a guy.
SONIMODB - I guess the flying post roast had a double life.
BOSS REO - Well, she's not the flying post roast anymore.

She sucked at it vigorously, all the while Matt was playing with her clit and licking up her wetness. Both of them working into each other at a frantic pace, Pata's breathing became harder and labored, while Matt's became the same. "M..Matt.." she managed to say, "W..what is it Pata?" Matt gasped back, "I..I th..think I'm gonna...gonna...AAAAAAGH!" Pata's hips suddenly bucked and Matt found his mouth being overflowed with her juices. The force of her first orgasm caused Pata to suck on Matt's cock as hard she ever did, and suddenly Matt let out a cry of his own, moaning out Pata's name. 

RED ROVER - Pata or Patamon?
BOSS REO - Depends on which form of hers he was thinking off.

His hips also bucked suddenly, and she felt her mouth filling with Matt's cum. 
Bringing her head up, she could taste Matt's hot cum in her mouth. She moved her head to the side and slowly let his semen drip out of her mouth, "It's okay." she heard Matt say, "You don't have to swallow." 

TOGASHI - But it really turns on the guy when you do.

he removed his fingers from deep inside her ass, causing her to let out a whimper. Matt held out his hand and gently pulled Pata down, positioning her next to him. "So this is what humans do when they think a person is very attractive?" Pata asked, smiling as Matt wrapped his arm around her, "Yeah, it's what we call 'intimacy'." 

TOGASHI - Intimacy? That's a good one.
RED ROVER - Have you ever heard a guy call it intimacy?
BOSS REO - Only when describing it to a girl.

Matt said, holding Pata in his arm. The girl just looked at him and smiled, "Everyone is probably worried that you've been gone a long time." she said, Matt just shrugged, "I'm sure we can give them an explanation."

SONIMODB - Yeah. 'Everybody, Patamon's now a human girl. We would have been back sooner, but she was giving me a blow job.'
BOSS REO - I think Matt could come up with a better excuse than that.
RED ROVER - But then it wouldn't be as much fun.

"I think I might actually enjoy being in this form." Pata said, sighing. Matt just looked at her, "Me too."

TOGASHI - A new female human who does think anything of getting naked or having her ass grabbed? Who wouldn't enjoy it.

To Be Continued...

SONIMODB - I would expect so.
RED ROVER - Let's see, TK finds out his companion is now a human girl, who has to follow him, protect him, and basically does what ever he says?
TOGASHI - We should all be so lucky
BOSS REO - So what do you think?
RED ROVER - Great concept.
TOGASHI - And you're right, Patamon IS a girl, or should be.
SONIMODB - That's argument never is going to end, is it?
BOSS REO - I doubt it. Come on you two, there are other lemons to watch.


That was a comedy spin-off of Togashi's very first lemon. Thanks to SonimodB, Boss Reo and Togashi for allowing me to write this, and Boss Reo for letting me use his lemon. Any comments, requests, writing tips, etc, post them or send me an e-mail of mrredrover@hotmail.com.