This lemon contains adult concepts from the television show Digimon. Do not proceed if you are under eighteen or the material is illegal in you jurisdiction.

A comedy spin-off inspired by Digistar DBZ. Thanks to SonimodB, Boss Reo, and Togashi for letting me write it.


The Critics Series

Togashi's The Birds and the Digimon Commentary


Setting- Thousand of years in the futures, the greatest digimon lemon writers of all time are resurrected. Red Rover, SonimodB, Boss Reo and Togashi, now reanimated, travel to a lemon theater, where they watch-read each other's lemons. No one can remember the other's lemons.

SONIMODB - Ok, so which theater do we want to go to first?

BOSS REO - Well, check out the posters.

TOGASHI - (Bending over to read the poster) Now playing in theater 1, The birds and the Digimon by Togashi. Togashi, webmaster, artist, lemon writer, and the authority of digimon erotica. (Stands up) Not bad.

RED ROVER - Do you fly to?

TOGASHI - Only on weekends.

(They walk into the theater and takes seats in the first row. The lemon starts playing.)

The Birds and the Digimon 
By: Togashi

BOSS REO - Nice title. Biyomon in it?
TOGASHI - No.
RED ROVER - Then were does the bird come in?
TOGASHI - It from the birds and the bees.
SONIMODB - A bee and Biyomon?

**WARNING** 
This story contains small child and digimon sex. For the digimon(digital monster) challenged, they are from a TV show, and are similar to Pokemon. 

RED ROVER - Comparing digimon to pokemon? Heathen!
TOGASHI - Hey, the show wasn't as popular when I wrote this!
BOSS REO - Excuses, Excuses.

This one, Patamon, is a small, tan (pardon the expression)pot roast shaped one, only with a set of wings where her ears should be. If you do not approve of this, stop reading here. Also, don't write me telling me you don't approve of my story. I really don't care what a whining hippy like that has to say.

SONIMODB - I take it you don't like lawyers, eh Togashi?
BOSS REO - Or flames either.

Patamon and T.K. had just started out on their hike through the woods. They were with Mat and Gabumon, and were supposed to head directly through to meet up with the others on the other side of the forest. It was a fairly easy trek through the woods, and it was a pleasant day, so everyone was enjoying themselves. So far they had seen nothing out of the ordinary.

RED ROVER - I'm hoping some girls show up. I'm not into yaoi.
TOGASHI - Don't worry, it's not a yaoi lemon

"So when do we finally get to stop for a break?" asked T.K. 
"We've only been going for a little more than an hour! Can't you wait a little more?" replied his older brother Matt. 
"I agree with T.K." whined Patamon. "It's really hot today, and besides, it's too nice to be hiking all day. I think we should just relax a little." 
"I suppose we could take an hour break. But not any longer. We need to meet up with the others in a couple days." said Matt 
"If we're not there on time, they will worry about us." added Gabumon. 
"Alright. Just a little break then." 
T.K. and Patamon headed for a little clearing they had spotted before from a hill. T.K. hit the ground right away, and took off his shoes. He put them behind his head before lying back. Patamon folded her wings back, laid down, and sort of leaned against him on the ground. This was the moment that T.K. had been waiting for. He had heard before from some older boys something about how a girl and a boy were different.

BOSS REO - I think I knew that before I was eight.

He knew that it had something to do with his little thing between his legs. He had once seen Sora undressing by the lake, and she had the same red bumps on her chest, but they were mounded out slightly. He had seen her taking off her panties, but he only saw her butt, and that was nothing different. He also remembered how his thing got stiff when he watched her. It was not an unpleasant feeling, in fact it felt really good rubbing against his underwear. But that was all that happened, and now he figured that there must be some way to get the information out of Patamon. 

BOSS REO - TK and Sora, that's a good idea, when does she show up?
TOGASH - She doesn't.
BOSS REO - And you get all excited expecting it, that's just wrong.

"Hey, Patamon?" 
"Yes, T.K?" Patamon shifted against his side a little 
"I was just w-wondering." he stammered "Are you a boy or a girl?" 

SONIMODB - There's a question you want somebody to ask you.

"WHAT?!" 
"Well, I mean you seem like a girl right now, but then you digivolve into Angemon, and, well, it's just a little confusing." T.K. ended.

RED ROVER - Well it's pretty obvious what Patamon is… 

"Well, I guess I can see where you might get confused. But in this stage I'm a girl digimon. In the next stage my gender changes. It's no big deal. There are quite a few digimon that it happens to." stated Patamon, with a little giggle. 

RED ROVER - Excuse me?

"Oh" 
"Is there some reason that you asked me?" 
"Well, Patamon, it's just that I'm a little confused with this boy/girl thing. I mean, I know what boys have, but what do girls have?" T.K. blurted out. 

RED ROVER - Togashi, Patamon's a guy, anybody can see that!
TOGASHI - Hey, it acts like a girl, and has a high squeaky voice, that makes it a girl in my book.
RED ROVER - I have a high voice myself, that doesn't make me a girl!
TOGASHI - How can I tell? We're in a lemon right now!
RED ROVER - Oh yeah right.

"Aren't you a little young to know that?" 
"It's just that I can't stop thinking about it. It seems that even my dreams are about it. And.." T.K. looked around real quickly to see if they were still alone, "..sometimes my thing gets stiff when I look at girls. Sora, and Mimi, usually. But especially when I look at you and Palmon. That's how I sort of knew you were a girl digimon. I don't know why it does that, and I thought you could tell me." 

BOSS REO - Smooth talker. Any normal girl would have hit him by now.
RED ROVER - She's a he! Right Soni?
SONIMODB - Leave me out of this.

"Wow, I guess here in the Digiworld you don't have anyone to tell you about that. Well, I'll tell you what. Today I'll tell you everything you want to know." exclaimed Patamon. 
"Really?! Thanks a lot, Patamon! You're the best friend ever! I don't even know where to start though. I don't know anything about girls. I really didn't like them at all until a little while ago." T.K. said. 

SONIMODB - He can't tell if Patamon's a boy or a girl, and now he wants to know all about sex. He learns quick.

"That just shows you're maturing, T.K. All boys learn to like girls at one point. It's just natural. And a boy has to like a girl for there to be any new babies, too. It's a necessary part of life.' 
"That's where babies come from? How does it happen?" said T.K., nudging a little closer to Patamon's sensitive part of her chest. 
Patamon was starting to get a little turned on by this sudden change of interests in T.K. And she hadn't really been with another digimon for a long time.

RED ROVER - I thought you said this wasn't a yaoi lemon Togashi!
TOGASHI - It isn't. Patamon's a girl!
RED ROVER - Boy!
TOGASHI - Girl!
BOSS REO - Give it a rest, you two!

"Well T.K. You know how you're thing gets stiff when you see girls sometimes?" 
He nodded. 
"That happens because you are getting ready to have sex. You see there is actually a different part on girls where your thing is. There is just a sort of hole surrounded by two folds of skin. And sex is when the boy puts his thing into this hole, but girls call them their vagina, and they call you're thing a penis."

SONIMODB - She gets right to the point, doesn't she?

"So that is called a penis? That's really weird, because I remember hearing some of this before, but not knowing what it meant. The older kids were saying it at school." T.K. unwittingly started to work his hand up his leg to his crotch. Patamon noticed, and she became even more turned on. She figured she would just take to plunge, so to speak.

BOSS REO - He had to know what a dick is called, no one is that naïve!
TOGASHI - He's very naïve. He doesn't even know if Patamon is a boy or girl. 
RED ROVER - Neither do you!

"T.K., have you ever seen a girl's vagina?" 
"No. Once I almost saw Sora's, but I just ended up seeing her butt." T.K giggled a little. 
"Well do you want to see mine? I mean, you need to find these things out sometime." Patamon said, trying to make the offer seem less threatening.

SONIMODB - He can't tell her gender, she isn't insulted by it, and in fact is turned on! Most girls I know get pissed if you can't remember their birthdays!

"Really? I can see it? That would be so great, Patamon. I'll finally know what is so different about girls!" T.K. said ecstatically. 
Hearing this filled Patamon with a sudden rush of adrenaline. She knew where this was going, and it was a little weird with T.K., but she couldn't stop now. She slowly turned around, remaining on all fours, and presented her little bottom for the small child's inspection. He wasted no time in exploring this new world opened up to him. As soon as he first touched her lower back, he noticed the familiar feel of Patamon's short, soft fur. It never struck him before, but it felt so good just to run his hands through it. 

BOSS REO- How come I can't meet girls that easy?
SONIMODB - Ditto.

Patamon sighed a little as the child worked his way to the base of her tail. He found a smallish hole right below it, and immediately assumed it was the digigirl's vagina. He fingered at it a little. The boy realized it wasn't the girl's vagina, but rather her asshole. T.K. felt a little embarrassed, and a little sickened, because he knew what that hole was for, but somehow with Patamon, it took on a new meaning to him. 
He continued his inspection of the small digimon's bottom. He at last found what he had been waiting for. Hiding just below the fur, there was what first looked like a gash in the digimon's body. But on closer inspection, he found that it was indeed a hole, surrounded by two folds of skin. He parted the folds, inserted his forefinger, and wondered how large the hole was. He noticed also that almost all the parts in Patamon's vagina were soaking wet! "Patamon! I think that you peed yourself!" Said T.K.

RED ROVER - He should find a dick!
TOGASHI - GIRL!
RED ROVER -BOY!
BOSS REO & SONIMODB - SHUT UP!

Patamon giggled. She was indeed feeling quite good due to the boy's inspections. 
"That's something called cum. It comes out of a vagina or penis when someone feels really good. It is supposed to make having sex easier" 
"You mean that would come out of my penis if it felt good enough?" 
"Well, you might be too young. But it will eventually. Right now you are making my vagina feel good by touching it. Do you want to know how to make a girl feel really good?"

BOSS REO - Boy, she was easy to seduce.
TOGASHI - Hey, it's a lemon.
SONIMODB - Too bad it isn't like that in real life.

The boy said that he would. 
"Great. First you have to promise though, that you will do everything I say from now on. I think we have about 45 minutes until your brother comes looking for us. We'll see how far we can get." said Patamon.

RED ROVER - How does he know it'll take 45 minutes for Matt to find them?
TOGASHI - Lemon Law number 1- Whenever two characters are going to have sex, anyone who would stop them isn't around. By the way, its SHE!
RED ROVER - HE!
SONIMODB - (Swats both of them on the back of the head.) DROP IT!

"I promise to do what you say." said the boy. After all, he was getting really interested now. 
"OK. First, you have to take off you're clothes, so that I can help you feel good too." The boy complied quickly, almost tearing off his shirt and pants. The underwear were a little slower, as they were growing a little too tight for the boy. Patamon's eyes gleamed when she first saw the tiny member. It was so cute, and it would fit her small hole perfectly. It was completely hairless, and the balls were the size of smallish marbles. The shaft, now fully erect, was about 31/2 inches long, quite impressive for a child of 8 years. He left his hat on, which appealed to Patamon, because it gave him a roguish look. 
"That's great T.K. You know your penis will get a lot larger later on in life, don't you? But I think it's just beautiful right now." 

BOSS REO - That really turns on a guy, telling him that he could be bigger.

T.K. blushed at the complement. It usually felt weird to be even a little unclothed in front of people, but it felt kind of fun with Patamon. He didn't remember his thing ever being as stiff as it was now. 
"Can I look at it up close? Why don't you lay down for me." asked Patamon fiendishly. 
"Sure." said the boy as he complied. 

SONIMODB - Not the least bit embarrassed is he?
TOGASHI - If a girl told you to strip and she'll show you all about sex , would you?
SONIMODB - Good point.

The digimon strode up between the valley of the boy's legs, and gazed intently at the protruding organ. She grasped the balls in her paw, and rolled them around in the small sack. T.K. sighed slightly. Patamon caressed the underside on her way to the top, where she stopped at the pinkish cap. She then took the cock in her hands, and worked it up and down, bringing an increase in breathing to the child. 
"What are you doing, Patamon? It feels so g-good!" 
"I'm giving you a hand job. You can do it to yourself anytime. It's called masturbating. Do you want me to do another thing like this to your penis?" 
"Yes, Please do it." sighed T.K. 
Patamon was thrilled as to where this was going. She decided to go all the way now. She put small mouth around the head of T.K.'s cock, and started sucking gently. She worked her way down, and found that she could easily get the whole thing into her mouth, including the balls. She had never done this to another digimon before, and she was enjoying herself. 
T.K. managed to speak between his now quickened breathing and intense pleasure. 
"Whatever you are doing, don't stop!" 

RED ROVER - He didn't even know what sex was two minutes ago, and know he's doing it! Unbelievable.

Patamon sucked at a furious pace, with her tongue caressing the undersides of the balls with each new application of pressure. Her lips served to stroke the base of the shaft. It was obviously more than the boy could take. His hips bucked wildly, and he cried out with pleasure. T.K. never knew it was anything like this! He was having his first orgasm of his life. When the orgasm subsided, T.K. looked at Patamon in a new light. He saw the deep feelings that she must share with him.

SONIMONDB - Deep feelings? He was just horny.
TOGASHI - So was she.

He wondered if there was something he could do for her. 
"Patamon, that was great. I never felt so good. But how do you cum? I want to make you fell that good!" Said T.K. 
"Oh, T.K. I always wanted this to happen. I wanted to be with you for the whole time we've been together. All you have to do is suck my vagina like I did your penis. Please, you have to do this for me!" cried Patamon. 

BOSS REO - Girls are never this easy in real life.
SONIMODB - I know, too bad.

T.K. didn't say anything. He crawled around to look at Patamon's butt. He once again found the hole. He stuck his finger in up to the knuckle, than pulled it out and tasted it. It was like nothing he had ever tasted. He felt compelled now to bury his face in Patamon's slit. He stuck his whole face against her soft fur, and thrust his tongue out to her gaping pussy. He first caressed the lips, and then sunk it up to the hilt in her warm tight hole. Patamon was in ecstasy. She never wanted it to stop. She thrust her whole body back at T.K. T.K. was amazed at how much Patamon seemed to be enjoying this. He wanted to find out everything about her body. He worked one hand under her belly to her chest, and found her nipples under the fur. He remembered how his were, and these were different. They became much larger as he touched them. And when he tweaked one, Patamon's whole body would shudder. With his other hand, he examined her asshole. It was much tighter than her pussy. T.K. quickly stuck his fingers in the abundant juices from Patamon's cunt. He found he was than able to insert a finger all the way into the tight opening.
Doing this seemed to make more juice flow from Patamon's cunt, which he dutifully lapped up. 
Patamon couldn't take much more. She hadn't had a good licking in too long. But she wanted more. 

BOSS REO - Who did the pot roast before?
SONIMODB - Who would even know she was female?
TOGASHI - Digimon can automatically tell each other's gender. It's something they all can to.
RED ROVER - Can you?
BOSS REO - Now don't start THAT again.

"T.K.!" she gasped, "put your penis in my vagina. I need you in me!"

SONIMODB - A girl begging a guy for sex. There's a twist.

T.K. Beamed with delight. He was going to have sex! He quickly prepared to mount Patamon. He had to get down on all Fours. He edged his once again throbbing organ against her slick cunt. It slid slowly in. It felt so perfect to Patamon, like this dick was made for her. T.K.'s instincts took over, and he began thrusting his dick into her lubed hole. Sweat collected on both their bodies. T.K. loved the feel of Patamon's soft fur on his naked groin, and felt his body tense in anticipation of another orgasm. Patamon was nearly in heaven. Her own orgasm was building. When T.K. reached down and thrust his forefinger into her ass, it sent them both over the edge. T.K. bucked his hips against Patamon's hot cunt, while she came so hard she nearly passed out. Her cum nearly shot from her tight hole. It gushed down T.K.'s thighs, and pooled on the ground. She yelled once more, screaming out, 
"T.K.! I LOVE YOU!!!" before she collapsed, exhausted.

SONIMODB - Women always say that.
BOSS REO - Now if this was true to life, TK would get up and say he'd call tomorrow. 

T.K. finished his orgasm, and lay down next to Patamon, curled against her fur. 
They were so exhausted from the session, they didn't even wake when Matt and Gabumon came through the bushes, and found the two still coupled together, sleeping soundly. 

BOSS REO - There's something I'll bet he didn't expect to find. TK and Patamon naked and asleep together.
SONIMODB - A bit redundant. Patamon's always naked. It be more of a shock if she was wearing clothes.

THE END 
Comments on this story will be accepted gratefully at togashi_tsuke@mailcity.com

TOGASHI - And flamers can shrivel up and die.
BOSS REO - Not bad, I always though Patamon was bit feminine, although not that much.
RED ROVER - Still having trouble picturing that. Patamon's definitely a guy.
SONIMODB - Oh, give it a rest!
BOSS REO - For some reason I have a feeling that argument will be around for a while.
TOGASHI - Anyway, let's not argue about that now. There other lemon theaters are starting to run other lemons.
BOSS REO - Off we go then!


That was a comedy spin-off of Togashi's very first lemon. Thanks to SonimodB, Boss Reo and Togashi for allowing me to write this, and Togashi for letting me use his lemon. Any comments, requests, writing tips, etc, post them or send me an e-mail of mrredrover@hotmail.com.