Things You Will Never Hear on "Digimon"... Version

[urban dream]

Here's one from the dubbed version of the second season. I think we were all wondering what would've happened.

From "A Very Digi Christmas":

Davis: How about strip poker?
Kari: Alright, girls against boys, best hand wins. To make the sides even, Cody will be on our team.
Ken: This is going to be fun. T.K., cut the cards. *sniffs the air* I said the cards, not the cheese.

A hour later...

Yolie: Come on boys, ditch the underwear.
Kari: You lost fair and square.
Ken*takes off underwear*: I hate losing.
Yolie*examines Ken's package*: That thing is tiny!
Ken: It's late December, and this apartment is poorly heated. There's bound to be shrinkage.
T.K.*takes off underwear*: I have the same problem as Ken...with the same excuse, of course.
Kari*looks at T.K.'s dick and starts laughing*: I'm sorry, but that thing couldn't satisfy a hamster.
Yolie: Davis, it's your turn.
Kari: We'll try not to shatter your ego into too many pieces.
Davis*takes off underwear*: Take your best shot.
Yolie: That's almost seven inches!
Kari: You're excited?
Davis: Well, when I heard you laughing at T.K., it got me up.
Yolie: Can we touch it?
Davis: Uh...okay

*laughs* *applauds* Nice one!

I wonder if there were ever any lemons written about that episode? I can't recall any, at least not on this site. But then again, it's been over a year since I had a proper look through the archives, so my memory just might be failing me there... I'm just wondering because it's such an obvious subject.