Things You Will Never Hear on "Digimon"... Version

[Wisemon]

There's no sexual references in this one, and only a few people will get it. Nonetheless, here we are now; I'll entertain you.

From "Etemon's Comeback Tour":

Etemon: Let me tell you what conspired when Etemon expired. I had to find a way, a better way, I'd better wait. Someday yet, I'd begin my life again...life again...life again. I was going to come back as MetalEtemon, but then I remembered that metal went out in 1988, so I'm coming back as GrungeEtemon.
Joe: First of all, grunge went out in 1994; that's not much better. Secondly, you don't look any different than before.
GrungeEtemon: Look closer, I'm wearing jeans with holes in the knees. *He takes out his guitar*
Mimi: Palmon, you need to Digivolve.
Joe: You too, Gomamon.
Lillymon (Digivolved from Palmon): Flower Cannon!
Zudomon (Digivolved from Gomamon): Vulcan's Hammer!
GrungeEtemon*starts playing guitar*: You've come to snuff the Grunger, but I ain't gonna die. *His guitar creates a barrier which reflects the attacks.* Now I'm gonna break my rusty cage and run amok on all of you. *He plays his guitar again and forces Zudomon and Lillymon back into Rookie forms.* Things have never been so swell. *He spots a female Etemon approaching in the distance.* I have never failed to fail. *He takes a bunch of drugs and commits suicide.*
Mimi: He was doing so well. Why did he kill himself?
LadyEtemon: Hi kids, I'm LadyEtemon. I'm claiming the rights to everything that Etemon owned. Also, I think I'll star in a movie about a pornographer in a wheelchair.
Joe: Mimi, I think she's the reason.

That's both parody and satire. You'll find something similar in "I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead". GrungeEtemon's lines were based on the lyrics of Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Alice In Chains, and Soundgarden-Seattle's finest.