Things You Will Never Hear on "Digimon"... Version

[Lord Archive]

In the audiance hundreds upon hundreds of screaming girls cried out for their beloved member of the band. As the music started, they only became louder in their cheering.

Yamato was dressed in military fatigues and pounded his chest. "Body...wanna feel my body?"

Daisuke rubbed his hands upon and down his biker leathers. "Body...such a thrill my body!"

Taichi wore heavy jeans, a ripped work shirt and a construction hardhat. He flexed his muscels. "Body...wanna touch my body?"

Iori wore an American Indian outfit, complete with headdress, as he showed off his flexibilty in a complex dance move/martial are attack. "Body...it's too much my body"

Jyou tipped his cowboy hat as he struted on stage. "Check it out my body, body."

Ken paraded to the front of the stage, wearing a policeman's uniform. "Don't you doubt my body, body."

All of them sang in chorus, "Talkin' bout my body, body, check it out my body."


The screams of the girls in the audiance were reaching deafening proportions.

Sora stood off to the side and shook her head at cheering mass who began to throw bras and panties with home phone numbers hastily written on them at the stage. "I can't believe them."

Mimi shrugged as she half-paid attention to the song being played, Macho Man. "Why don't we leave them to their fantasies?"

Sora shook her head. "Don't they know they're all gay? No matter how much they want any of them, they'll never get anywhere with them."

Mimi drapped herself over the red head. "How about I make you forget all of this?"

Sora let out a slight moan as Mimi fondled her clothed breast. "Sure, if Hikari and Miyako are done. Wouldn't want to disturb those lovebirds."

Mimi pouted. "They better be done. I want my turn."

Sora looked around. "Where's Takeru?"

"He's at home still trying to figure out if Patamon is a guy or a girl the fun way," Mimi replied.