Going off the grid.

[Bee]

None of the above. Mercenary moving to an area that is so butt-fuck remote that my cell provider is like 'wtf is this place?'. Shit you not, like 1950s stuck in a bottle, out there. I have some prospective buyers for a few of my collectible firearms, which should more than fund my internet connection, while at the same time I'll have to tell my current sell provider to build a cell tower or I'm cutting out of their contract, at which point I'll look for another company to get my telecommunications through.