01-20-2004, 04:23 PM
Hello, and welcome to the 5th incarnation of "Things You Will Never Hear on Digimon", the game where you create new and hilarious dialogue to replace some of the god-awful crap that they've put in the dubs over the years!
Most of you have seen some of the older contests, so you know the rules, but I'll go over them again. Basically, you can write almost anything, except that it must involve at least one character from the show. Also, no spams, flames, or personal attacks on any members are allowed (and I didn't think that I would actually have to mention that rule, but someone actually broke the rule during the last contest). Also, please try to use good spelling and grammar, because comedy is only funny if you take it seriously. Now, here's an example to start things off (an easy, so as not to scare away the kids):
Cherubimon: HAHAHA! My fortress is a secure and evil place, and none shall ever penetrate it!
*That guy from the cell phone commercials suddenly walks in*
Cell Phone Guy: Can you hear me now? Good!
Cherubimon: HEY! Get the fuck out of my fucking fortress, you motherfucker!
Cell Phone Guy: *Slowly turns into a big monster* Fuck you, asshole! We're one of the few companies that still buys advertising on your show, so you're gonna shut up and let me do my thing! CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?!
Cherubimon: ... Yes.
Cell Phone Guy: *reverts to normal shape* Good!
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There's the bar. LET THE GAMES BEGIN!
Most of you have seen some of the older contests, so you know the rules, but I'll go over them again. Basically, you can write almost anything, except that it must involve at least one character from the show. Also, no spams, flames, or personal attacks on any members are allowed (and I didn't think that I would actually have to mention that rule, but someone actually broke the rule during the last contest). Also, please try to use good spelling and grammar, because comedy is only funny if you take it seriously. Now, here's an example to start things off (an easy, so as not to scare away the kids):
Cherubimon: HAHAHA! My fortress is a secure and evil place, and none shall ever penetrate it!
*That guy from the cell phone commercials suddenly walks in*
Cell Phone Guy: Can you hear me now? Good!
Cherubimon: HEY! Get the fuck out of my fucking fortress, you motherfucker!
Cell Phone Guy: *Slowly turns into a big monster* Fuck you, asshole! We're one of the few companies that still buys advertising on your show, so you're gonna shut up and let me do my thing! CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?!
Cherubimon: ... Yes.
Cell Phone Guy: *reverts to normal shape* Good!
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There's the bar. LET THE GAMES BEGIN!